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Henry Hubble woke up this morning to find three cherubic rag dolls trying to kill him. And it’s been downhill since then.Henry''''s life has taken a turn for the weirder. His reality has been gamified—and the game’s architect seems to be a few stats short of a full character sheet. With his nephew''''s life hanging in the balance, Henry will face-off against bosses, minions, and more, mined from his own memories, where D&D game dynamics, eighties-era action tropes, and berzerker advertising mascots reign supreme.He’ll only start to understand what’s really going on when he meets Darla Cunningham. Unfortunately, what’s really going on is even crazier and scarier than the murder dolls who want him dead.____Hey folks, I really need some more comments, follows, favorites — whatever you got! And yes, if you can find it in your heart to leave a review, I would owe you a life debt. Remember, every review you write feeds some desperate writer''''s need for validation for weeks :)____Also, I''''ve published two other books, and if you like my work, please do check them out at Amazon. They''''re available in print, digital, and audio: and .____Thanks SO MUCH for reading!J. J. Statistics Overall Score .star-95619-overall-a8a7cc160e404eba8b3b4a8509b6a82f:after{ width: 98.3801% } Style Score Story Score Grammar Score Character Score Total Views : 25,320 Average Views : 603 Followers : 204 Favorites : 63 Ratings : 29 Pages : 314 Advertisement Go to Table of Contents Mark as Not Interested Follow Favorite Read Later Fiction breaking rules? Report Advertisement Author Author