Chapter 86: Pouty Dragon.

  (*Celia’s POV*)

  For fun, we kept flirting with each other, which meant more boulders for us! Though, there weren’t any tricks with them, and even I quickly learned how to deal with them. Was Soma really that pissed off that we were flirtiher she is a prude or lonely. Either one will be funny, in my opinion. Heh.

  Ria: “Do you think that she will actually eain us, or just kick us out?” She asked.

  Celia: “There haven’t been any boulders tely, so she will probably let us in.” I reply with an uone.

  After walking for a few hours, we came to a nice looking cave. Not! It was a fug giant ass regal door! What is up with people and big ass doors?… Whatever… Of course, there was a real, normal sized door within the big door. Okay… Calm down. Soma is a dragon, so opulence like this isn’t that unheard of for her kind…

  The door was locked, as you would expect. Knog on it a few times, the door eventually opened up. peared before us was a woman with white hair. Actually, she super looked like Solia. Are they reted?…

  Soma: “So… despite the annoying flirting, I am well aware that you two are responsible fetting ride of that barrier. For that, I thank you.” She said with a slightly relut and pouty tone.

  Ria: “We didn’t do it for free, you know?” She replied.

  Soma: “I would assume so… Wait… you, hold still for a bit.” She said before rushing over to me.

  Okay, what the fuck? How many times does this even make it? How many fug times will a woman examine me all over, or sniff me!? Soma circled around me, a sniffing me as well… Ria was close to unleashing her full power upon the careless a dragon, but I gave her a pleading go not execute Soma on the spot.

  Soma: “Why do you smell like my you sister?” She asked with a thinking pose after she finished examining me.

  Celia: “She is my adopted mother. I give her hugs all the time, which is probably why you smell her on me.” I reply with a shrug.

  Soma: “Damn…” She said with an aone.

  Celia: “Huh? Why that kind of rea?” I ask with a fused tone.

  Soma: “If you’re her daughter, then I am obligated to help you out. Not to mention the barrier that you dealt with.” She answered with a pout.

  Celia: “It’s not that big of a deal, we just he Elixir of Life that you have in your possession.” I calmly expined.

  Soma: “You mean my get out of dying free card? Why the hell would I ever give that up!? Do you know how many kingdoms I had to raze to the ground to acquire just one Elixir of Life!?” She excimed.

  Ria: “Soma, you’re an a dragon. Why would you need su item? You’re fully immortal.” She asked with a raised eyebrow.

  Soma: “Sure, I am immortal, but what if someone finds a way to actually kill me?” She said with an annoyed expression on her face.

  Fuck… This might be harder thahought… Miracle assumed that Soma didn’t hat elixir, but she is clearly paranoid enough to want to keep one on hand. How the hell are we supposed to deal with a paranoid a dragon?…

  Celia: “Please, Soma, we .” I ask with a pleading tone.

  Soma: “Why? Just so that you be immortal? Vanity is the only reason you want it.” She denied with a smug tone.

  Celia: “Yona, my other mother, and who is Solia’s wife, was critically injured. She needs an Elixir of Life to be saved.” I expin with a sad tone.

  Soma: “…”

  Soma was clearly in a battle with her morals, greed, and paranoia, so we let her stew ihoughts for a while. Which took some time, as she even said to give her a few minutes, and then she smmed her door on us. Thirty mier, she opehe dain, but quickly closed it after a few minutes of staring bnkly at us. This routi o more times…

  *Hours Later.*

  Soma was so wishy washy about ing to a decision, that Ria and I had set up a miniature home outside of Soma’s home. You see, we got tired of having Soma open and close her door, so we just ask her to think alone for a while. Eventually, Soma left her home and knocked on our door.

  Celia: “Hello, you’ve reached the Celia residence.” I say with a joking tone.

  Soma: “I’ll give it to you two, but only if you do something for me.” She said with a serious tone.

  Celia: “Nooooo! Not another fetch quest! Ria! We have to do ahing, just to get the thing that we inally set out to cim!” I excim with a shocked tone.

  Ria: “I am beginning to want to burn this entire tio the ground…” She said with a sigh.

  Soma: “…”

  Then Ria and I went on a rant about how annoyed we were from all of the annoyahat we’ve gohrough sining to this nd. I think that we did that for at least ten minutes, maybe even more? We mostly did this because Soma made us wait so damn long for her to give us a single answer oter of the Elixir of Life.

  Celia: “Okay, our pining is done. What is your request, oh sister-in-w of mine?” I ask with a calm tone.

  Soma: “I lied, I don’t have an Elixir of Life.” She fessed.

  Celia: “…”

  Ria: “…”

  Celia: “Then why are y to offer us something that you do not have?” I ask with a fed up tone.

  Soma: “You see, a few years ago, I was very drunk…” She said with an embarrassed tone.

  Ria: “And you drank the Elixir of Life by act!?” She yelled in annoyance.

  Soma: “What? No! I wasn’t THAT drunk.” She denied with a pout.

  Celia: “Then what happeo it?” I ask with a curious tone.

  Soma: “I had two Elixirs of Life. I met a woman many years ago, and I pawhem off so that I could have sex with her.” She expined.

  Celia: “…”

  Ria: “So, now we have to go get them from her?” She asked with a sigh.

  Soma: “No? By a few years, I mean a few hundred years. She was a human, so she is long since passed away. Her kingdom is also long gone.” She replied.

  This is getting to be an even more annoying task than we inally thought that it would be… Why ’t anything just ght in this dam’s like it is desigo fuck with us at every fug step…

  Celia: “So, how do we find them? And what if she lost or used them?” I ask with a raised eyebrow.

  Soma: “I nning on surprising her if she ever used one, as she would end up immortal. As such, I put magi the elixir’s that would tell me if they were used. That magic is still active, so they haven’t been used.” She expined with a fident tone.

  Celia: “And the location?” I ask.

  Soma: “It’s in Brimo.” She replied.

  Ria: “Brimo?” She asked with a head tilt.

  Soma: “Yes, Brimo.” She replied with a nod.

  Ria: “…”

  e to think of it, I now know why Soma was so hesitant telling us about the Elixir of Life. She lost them for sex, and would have to ask us to go get them back for her. Which, for her, an a dragon, is quite embarrassing. But why does she need us to get them? ’t she just get them on her own?…

  Celia: “If you know where they’re located at, then why don’t you go get them yourself?” I ask an uone.

  Soma: “I would if I was desperate for them, but I am not. You two need ohough.” She replied with a shrug.

  Ria: “Is there a reason why you don’t want to get them?” She asked.

  Soma: “Brimo, which was what her kingdom was called, is now a nd of the dead. It’s pletely blocked off, and no one goes into it. Ah, the Elixirs of Life will be in her bedroom in her castle.” She expined with a nont tone.

  Ria: “…”

  Celia: “…”

  Okay, no fug wonder why she doesn’t want to get them… Even if she is immortal, there is still a possibility that she could get ied and turn into a zombie. Why does it always have to be fug zombies!? Fuck… my head hurts so damn much…