"My fucking father ordered me to fucking learn a new fucking language," the princess said.

  The dragon therapist blinked in surprise at the profanity. "Oh? And which language did you choose?"

  "Sailor."

  You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

  "My father is always bitching at me. Stop committing war crimes. Stop committing horrible acts against humanity. Stop the atrocities!" The princess threw up her hands, "You told me to do it."

  "What?" The dragon therapist said, shocked, "Princess, I told you to take up baking."

  "I tried!"