"That obnoxious prince attempted to sneak into my room and kiss me while I slept," the princess said.

  "Oh no, what happened?" the dragon therapist inquired.

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  "He ended up kissing Sleeping Beauty instead," the princess replied with a smirk.

  "Is that a friend of yours?"

  "No, it's my warhammer."