Stu was battered and bloodied, Axel was way too fast for him, and that grip strength.. Stu yelled “What the hell Asshole? Do you masturbate a hundred times a day or something? That’s the strongest grip I’ve ever seen.” He spit another mouthful of blood on the hot asphalt.
Axel grinned saying, “My record is 132 times in one day!”
Stu asked, “Gross.. But, really?”
Axel was suddenly in front of him, yelling, “No!” Before hitting him in the gut and dropping Stu to his knees instantly. He felt the rib that broke come dangerously close to piercing his heart as he cried out involuntarily. Axel asked, “Is this it? I heard so many good things, all about how you could overcome all obstacles.. Tell me, was it all bullshit?”
Stu was in no position to say or do anything. He looked up at Axel, “I’m going to kill you; then your god.” He spit blood on Axel’s shirt.
Axel twitched his nose, giving it a little rub. Then sniffing loudly, he grabbed Stu’s hair and held his face in pce as he started punching it. After the fifth punch he smmed Stu face down on the Asphalt. Axel asked, “Is it really worth all this? Look at you, bleeding like that, broken all over, and for what? Pride? A cute piece of God ass? What?” He kicked Stu in the side. “There is nothing more powerful than my god! You think you can kill her? You? A lousy blue blood? One that hasn’t even put up a decent fight? I could kill you right now if I wanted.”
Prosperity asked, “Do you think so?” Before jumping up and kicking him in the side of the head from behind. Axel flew through another wall, hard. The sound of things falling over and breaking sted thirty seconds straight. Prosperity ran to Stu asking, “Stu! Are you alright?” Dropping to her knees checking on him.
Euphoria said, “Judge.”
Marrow said, “Yes?”
Euphoria didn’t let go of Chaos as she bndly got her crification. Asking, “Why is prosperity here? This is a sanctioned fight, and she is intruding. Remove her at once..”
Marrow looked at Prosperity asking, “Who are you?”
Prosperity looked at Euphoria saying, “I am no longer a god, I’m a servant of the worshipper of Chaos. Therefore, I’m no more than a Servant of The House of Chaos. I’m only a here to serve my master..”
Marrow said, “Very well. This is acceptable, let it be known that The God of Prosperity is no more. My decision is that everything here is above board and in the bounds of the rules.”
Euphoria like a stale potato chip said, “I demand a second opinion, this is not fair…”
Tom said, “The fairness judge sides with the standing decision. There are no rules that have been broken here, redacted or not.”
Euphoria said, “Hmm.. alright..”
The judges disappeared. Prosperity said, “Let Chaos go and let’s talk about this like real bitches.”
Stu spit blood saying, “Hot.” Resulting in a coughing fit.
Axel appeared standing in the hole he’d made. He gred at Prosperity, “I wasn’t finished pying with him, yet! mom! So, back off and let me put my own toys away, when I’m done!”
Stu looked at Axel, he may be injured but he still had to ask, “What the fuck was that dude?”
Euphoria said, “You don’t have to keep the servant alive; I only want the blue blood. You may do as you please with your new toy.”
Axel roared with joy. Concerned, Stu asked, “Seriously? What kind of fucked up dynamics does your retionship involve?”
Axel looked at Prosperity saying, “I like the eyepatch, you know what I’m going to do with the eye socket under it?”
Prosperity said, “Please.. I have way more violent and dirty thoughts than that.. No, seriously, ask Stu. If he made me wear nothing but a skirt and hooked me up on a dog chain, grabbed a paddle and utterly humiliated me in front of a thousand people; I’d call that a good try and be bored. So, the skull-fucking threat isn’t going to get you far..” Everyone was silent and staring at her. She sighed, “No one gets me..”
Stu cried out getting to his feet before saying, “Prosperity, help me save Chaos, and you can wear the dog colr on our date..”
She stared at Stu wide-eyed and excited, saying, “Oh, you won’t regret this!” She looked at Axel smiling.
Axel yelled, “And our dynamics are fucked up? Really?”
Prosperity was standing in front of him she had her hands behind her back as she looked up at him saying, “Sorry mister, you have to go now.” She threw a kick faster than Stu could process, her foot stopping square on his balls. Axel’s face turned blue as he slowly doubled over not able to draw a breath. As his face got down to her level she smiled saying, “Goodnight, well, really I guess good-death?” She reached up pcing her hands around his head; breaking his neck by turning his head so his chin was where his forehead had been. He went limp to the ground with a gurgling sound.
Shocked, Stu asked, “Where the fuck has that been the whole time?”
She ran back to Stu. She said, “I Don’t know! Wasn’t that amazing! I’ve never felt so good! Do you think it’s the dog colr thing?”
Euphoria said, “Hmm.. This is.. Unfortunate.. I suppose I don’t have a choice now.. Three on one isn’t going to go well. If I kill your god, do you think I can still win without the blue blood? Will you die, rather than Surrender Chaos?” She stared bnkly at Chaos as she choked her still.
Chaos looked at Stu with tears running down her face, she remained silent. Stu stood there watching her and he said, “Prosperity, I need you..”
Prosperity looked at Stu saying, “Stu.. Alright, just sit tight..”
Euphoria said, “If you try it, I’ll break your god’s neck.. You won’t break your masters’ orders.. Blue blood, order her to stand down.. I won’t tell you again..”
Gring at Euphoria, Stu was winded from the beating he’d taken or the rib that took out a lung, he wasn’t sure honestly. Gritting his teeth he said, “Prosperity.. I need you.. to..” He grunted heavily trying to get the words out, blue dribbling from his lips. He wanted to say the words but couldn’t. Gritting his teeth harder they made a loud popping sound as they shattered under the pressure he exerted, sending pieces flying out of his mouth.
Prosperity stepped back from Stu, unsure of what was happening. Euphoria said, “Hmm.. This is different.. What is this Chaos?” She turned, looking into Chaos’s eyes; she was shedding green tears of fmes. Euphoria looked back at Stu; he was bleeding profusely now. She saw him hold up his hand; it was glowing with the same color of the tears.
Stu grabbed Prosperity’s hand as she backed away, it stopped her cold. One of Stu’s eyes glowed like Chaos’s, and one was empty with darkness. He grunted out, “Get me over there, now!” Without hesitation Prosperity took him by the hand, moving as fast as she’d ever moved she threw Stu at Euphoria.
Euphoria tried to determine her safest move, but she hesitated after seeing Stu coming at her now bluer than any other color. She made her move as he made it to her. Euphoria moved twice the speed of Stu. That meant she couldn’t kill Chaos first, but no matter she thought. She stopped outside Stu’s reach saying, “I’ve decided to kill all of you, and start over.. Hmm..” She looked at her right arm, half of it was missing. Looking over, the arm that choked Chaos was still in her grip, not on Euphoria’s arm. Her eyes grew wide realizing this.
Stu was standing in front of Chaos his one eye glowing, he resembled a rabid guard dog more than a human. He said, “Euphoria, I’m going to eat your heart out.. literally.” He made his move.
Euphoria saw it coming, moving just as Stu dove past her. To her surprise Chaos was right there to meet her with a kick to the stomach followed by Prosperity kicking her in the back of the head, Euphoria front flipped twice before smacking the asphalt. She rolled over, looking up as Chaos stood over her. The tears falling on her and burning everything they touched. Chaos spoke but it didn’t sound like her, more like Stu and her speaking at once, “You have been judged by Chaos, unworthy. Chaos will consume you.” Stu walked up to Euphoria reaching down he plunged his hand into her chest, pulling her heart out, and ripping it to pieces with his broken teeth. Euphoria screamed, Chaos and Prosperity both plunged their daggers into Euphoria’s eyes and she was silenced.
With that Chaos and Stu Both colpsed leaving only prosperity standing confused over everything that happened. She yelled, “Judge!” She ran to Stu, he was badly injured even for a blue blood, She looked over at Chaos lying limp.
Marrow said, “You have won another battle..”
Prosperity was crying and holding Stu, “Screw winning, what happened?”
Marrow said, “Don’t worry, everything is alright now. You all experienced the power of Chaos finally.” Prosperity was fairly shaken up sobbing as Marrow said, “Shh.. it’s alright, I know this was a tiny bit overwhelming.”
Prosperity yelled, “A tiny bit? That was like blowing your brains out because your eyes witnessed too much, kind of overwhelming! Is that what our powers were like in our past? Is Stu going to be alright?”
The cat said, “Everything is alright, honestly. Let’s get everyone home and we will talk when everyone wakes up. Think you can hold it together for me long enough to expin it to everyone?” Prosperity was shaking and nodding her head.
The battle on Cherry Street has come to an end. Final report - Death toll: 0 - Gods involved: Chaos vs Euphoria – Victor: Chaos – Projected winner under normal conditions: Euphoria - Report filed in: Goddess Of Sea Food District - Battlefield notes: Actual God Power Registered, Steward Located, Immediate Interdiction Recommended, Immediate Assessment Required, Immediate Action to Redistribute Resources Requested, Immediate Deployment of Hunters Requested, Caution Request Initiated, Faulty Statistics Detected, Steward of Chaos Probability 99%, Attempts to prevent battle report detected, Property damage in excess of 1.3 million USD, cleanup and recovery; Recommendations passed on to GOSFD Rep. Marrow and to be forwarded to All; Insisted supervision requests removed- Enforcers dispatched: Code: Steward – Situation Uncontained – End Report. – Required! Follow Up Report Required! – For Immediate Redaction! –
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