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Description: Get rewards for messing with the Naruto timeline? Hell yeah! My new life starts comfy—getting taken in by Tsunade herself. (Let''''s call it... uh... ''''elderly care'''', definitely not mooching.) But after I''''m settled? Time to cause some real trouble. With my ''''help'''': Hinata becomes a master of stealthy takedowns, Naruto learns dimension-hopping super moves way too early, Nagato shows up demanding justice only to get slapped with debt collection notices by the new Hokage (guess who?), Mei Terumi is forced into idolhood to save her village''''s economy... and even Itachi has to face the combined judgment of his wife (wait, wife?), mother, and brother! Armed with a system that rewards chaos and walking the razor''''s edge of ninja world insanity, I''''ll enjoy Lady Tsunade''''s... comfort first. Then? I''''m flipping this entire damn story upside down!