A meeting was held to decide the daily tasks.
At the Bureau:
Dokkaebi: Hello! dear subordinates ~ The agenda for today’s meeting is deciding on the content of the spe~cial system unlock, which has to be decided. As you all may be aware, its almost D-day, again! Hehe, so let’s speed through this! Again! Any recommendations?
Black Dragon: Uh, do you really need our recommendations, sir, or is this like the last time?
Dokkaebi: Of course I do! Otherwise, why would I bother holding a meeting? Isn’t that just wrong? Abuse of authority? A waste of time even~!
Black Goo: (mumbling) Isn’t that what you did last time?
Dokkaebi: Yes? Excuse me? Were you maybe talking to me? (eerie smile)
Black Goo: No, sir! Of course not!
Dokkaebi: Hehe. Yeah, I thought so.
Kitsune: Can we stop wasting time if you’re really serious? Let’s get this over with, quickly…But do you really have no plan this time around?
Dokkaebi: Hah…you got me! But its really not the same as last time! I will seriously work as a team on this! However…
Kitsune: (Face-palm) Ugh…I knew it. Here it comes…
Dokkaebi: This time I had the juniors compile a list of all the possible daily task options and write them down on tiny slips of paper one by one. What I need you to do is draw the lots, and we’ll just add them to the list.
Black Dragon: Uhh…so it’s by a completely random procedure? The fish bowl method?
Dokkaebi: Yup! Isn’t that great?! Since there’s so many options to choose from and its hard to come to a consensus…why not leave it to luck~?
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Kitsune: Well, that’s actually a somewhat decent idea, which is a surprise coming from you…
Dokkaebi: Hey…that’s meannn! You’re hurting my feelings here, y’know~
Kitsune: (eye roll)
Black Dragon: Uh, so sir, should be get started?
Red Dragon: Yes! Where do we draw? With what?
Black Goo: Hah…it doesn’t literally mean drawing…just follow what we do, you’ll get it.
Red Dragon: Oh.
The junior dokkaebis brought a large fish bowl filled to the brim with chits
Kitsune: Hey…how many options did you have them write?
Dokkaebi: Hehe, the more the merrier, right~?
The others: Yes, sir…
Dokkaebi: Yayyy! You all agree! Now, lets draw~
Black Goo to Red Dragon: The chits…I mean, pick any one on random…
Red Dragon: Oh…
Dokkaebi: Yes! Now! Hurry!
(Every one picked one)
Kitsune: Is this a joke?
Dokkaebi: Not at all! Whatever gave you that idea?
Kitsune: Just look at the draws!
- Kitsune: Collect Flowers (0/10)
- Black Goo: Slash (0/100)
- Red Dragon: Climb a Tree (0/1)
- Black Dragon: Stab (0/100)
- Dokkaebi: Jumping Jacks (0/100)
Kitsune: Are you for real? What good will these do?! This is just wasting their time! Be honest, you’re just trying to mess with them again, right?!
Dokkaebi: What? No~ This time its really a coincidence! Honestly! Cross my heart and hope to die~
Kitsune: That’s not even possible! You’re just swearing whatever cuz it won’t even matter!
Dokkaebi: Oh, come on~ Am I really that untrustworthy?
Kitsune: Yes
The others: …
Dokkaebi: … Ok, ok. For you I’ll draw just one more. If it’s useless, then it’s just their luck… ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Kitsune: Won’t that just be adding more trouble?
The Dokkaebi already picked one…
Dokkaebi: Spend Gold (0/1)
Oh well, it is an easy one, and it won’t even add to their burden. I already did this extra one for your satisfaction, so you can’t object. And also, don’t complain to the boss again like last time! It was just a name! Sheesh, I got lectured and had to write a reflection essay, y’know!
Kitsune: What are you, a kid?
Dokkaebi: Well anyway, you all had a hand in it this time, so you can’t complain! Hehe.
(Looking expectantly at the kitsune)
Kitsune: Fine…just this once.
The others whose opinion doesn’t seem to matter here: …
Dokkaebi: Well, that settles it then! The daily task list has been decided! Until the next time, then…meeting adjourned!
To be Continued…
Seo-Jun: So I was right, again… =_=