"What is your favorite food?" Sally asked the dark room.

  "I believe you call them moose. Preferably a full-grown male." Und replied in his usual deep voice.

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  "Why a full-grown male?"

  "It puts up a good fight."

  "Is it good?"

  "Very. What's your favorite food?"

  "Pizza, but it doesn't fight back," Sally giggled.

  "Is it good?"

  Sally laughed, "Yes!"

  "Goodnight, Sally"

  "Goodnight, Und"