Gotta post 500 characters in this section of the post huh. So how's everyone been?

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  That's far fewer than 500 characters. I could copy the text from above again but eh, doesn't feel right.

  So ye, kinda just. Here, are we? Bit awkward. Work been stressful? Oh you’re in school. Fair. Fair. Bio-engineering? Oh nice, so like nurgle or something? Zombie apocalypse haha. Oh no, it’s just a joke, a joke. It’s a reference to common story tropes, oh you don’t read, that’s aight. I think this is my floor. Nice meeting you.

  Getting out of the elevator, I realize I’m on the wrong floor.

  I sigh, checking my phone to see no connection. A roar makes me freeze up, scanning the office before me when a noise resounds inside of my head, letters appearing before me.

  ‘ding’ ‘Book One is out. Please leave a rating’