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How to bullshit a Star God

  "Sure, but you still haven't mentioned your ditions," Yun Wuji said calmly, waiting for her to finish before posing his question.

  "It seems that you are not ordinary," His calme rea caused Jasmio look at him in a different light. If anyone of his level were to hear the story she said, they would be shocked and disbelieve, because aside from the Heretic God's Iructible blood, her tales implicitly talk about a higher world something more than this tiny p.

  A higher realm means higher cultivation realms, which is what all the people of his level should be pursuing. But Yun Wuji's rea was too calm as if he didn't seem impressed at all.

  She cleared her throat and decred, "The first dition is that you must promise to help this princess obtain three items: a stalk of the herworld Udumbara Flower, three Profou Cores no lower thayrant Profound Realm, and at least thirty-five kilos of Purple Veined Divine Crystal!"

  "Sure, I do that," Yun Wuji agreed without hesitation. He already had the herworld Udumbara Flower and the Profou Cores in his possession; the only thing he cked was the Purple Veined Divine Crystals, having used up his previous stock.

  Still, it was no big deal. By the time she mao rid herself of the poison, he figured he'd have prepared them easily enough.

  Jasmine nodded in satisfa and stated her sed dition, "The sed dition is that you must accept this princess as your master."

  "Ehh? Why?" Yun Wuji's brow arched in genuine surprise. Unlike Yun Che, he wasn't some novice without cultivation experience. Why would she want him as her disciple?

  It made no sense!

  "Hmph! That's none of your business!" Jasmine replied with a haughty snort, her lips curling slightly as she observed his surprised expression. She was dissatisfied with his earlier casual demeanor, but seeing him caught off guard now strangely pleased her.

  "I see no harm in this," Yun Wuji said after a brief pause, accepting her dition. It wasn't a big deal to call her his master. He didn't pn oing her like one anyway, at most, he would throw her some food now and then.

  'Wait! Could it be that this was her real goal?!' Suddenly, a thought struck Yun Wuji. 'Damn! If it weren't for my almost frighteniive genius, I never would've figured that out!'

  "Hmph! That's for the better!" Jasmine nodded with satisfa, imagining the delicious food she'd be enjoying iure. A small trail of drool escaped from her scarlet lips, but she quickly wiped it away with her sleeve.

  "That's all?" Yun Wuji pretended not to notice her small a and asked.

  "Hmph! You saved this princess's life, so I won't demand anything beyond your power," Jasmiated coldly before adding, "Being this princess's disciple is the greatest fortune you'll ever have. From now on, you must always address me as your Master."

  "Are you sure? I used to have a master, an old man with a long white beard and a sagely demeanor. Every time the word 'master' is mentioned, I 't help but think of him. But you, you're a cute little girl, probably around 12 or 13. Are you sure you wao treat you like an old man?" Yun Wuji said with a smirk, his expression saying, 'Be careful what you wish for.'

  Jasmine's eyebrows twitched slightly, and the ers of her lips curled in a restrained spasm. She took a deep breath before speaking, her voice calm but with an underlying edge. "You call me Jasmine, but never fet in your heart that I am your master! And don't fet your duty and pce as my disciple!"

  "Alright! From now on, in exge for the Heretic God's blood, I will exempt you from the 'rent' and accept your two ditions," Yun Wuji nodded immediately. "Jasmine, now you're my master, and in exge, you will teach me the profound way. I will respect you, follow your orders, and be obedient." He kept uttering nonsehat even the Evil Infant clearly knew he would never follow.

  "Hmph! You better not fet that!" Jasmine crossed her arms, nodding with a smug expression. After a brief pause, she added, "Do you want to take the Iructible blood now, or do you o make any preparations first?"

  "Yeah, give me half an hour," Yun Wuji replied, then immediately sat cross-legged and closed his eyes.

  "What are you doing?" Jasmine asked, her fusion evident as she watched his as.

  "..." Yun Wuji ignored her and began to operate the body multiplication teique. His face torted in pain as a vague shadow, resembling him, gradually began to appear in front of him.

  After two years of adjusting and refining this skill, it had beuch easier for Yun Wuji to use. The pain and drawbacks were signifitly reduced, but evehe pain he felt was still something that few could endure.

  "..." Jasmine's forehead creased into a frown as she watched a body simir to Yun Wuji being created. At the same time, her mind wandered back to everything that had happened sihe moment she stepped onto this p.

  As she thought, her expression began to shift, growing colder and colder, until it seemed as if the entire area had fallen into an icy hell.

  After more than 20 minutes, a new body took shape. Yun Wuji quickly dressed it, worried that this tsundere would react violently and attack it. However, trary to his expectations, she didn't react at all not even a sound, or a movement.

  Suddenly, Yun Wuji heard Jasmine's cold voi his ears, her murderous gaze log onto him. "There's something strange about you," she said. "You seem like you've already prepared for this from the beginning. And now that I think about it... how could someone of your standing just tally appear in a small, barren pce like that?"

  "Who are you? And who sent you?!" Jasmine's voice grew colder, her eyes narrowing with suspi as she stared at Yun Wuji.

  "Jasmine, I think we had a misuanding here, I was in Floating Cloud City to attend my disciple's wedding and tally I found you when I was strolling the mountain," Yun Wuji said calmly as he expio her. He had already expected this rea from her, and it was time for him to bullshit another one.

  He had already succeeded in bullshitting many divine spirits and was being an expert in this field.

  "Hmph! Wedding? Then how do you expin this ing teique? This is a teique so profound that even ba the Sta... my pce, it's impossible to find! How a lowly pce like this have it?! Are you going to tell me that you created it?" Jasmi out a cold ugh as she narrowed her eyes, many possibilities colliding in her mind.

  Is this man a pawn of some King Realm? No! It 't be. If any of them were plotting against her, why would they go to such lengths? They could just kill her and take what they want. Why would they make such a foolish move and even risk losing the Sky Poison Pearl?

  "I indeed created this teique myself," Yun Wuji nodded, but he immediately sensed her aura growing colder and her expression darkening. It was clear she didn't believe him and took his words as a clumsy lie. "Hey! Hey! I don't mean any harm. If I really wao plot against you, I could've just waited for you to die and taken whatever I wanted from your dead body. Why would I gh all this trouble?"

  "Hmph! Who knows what scheme you're cooking?!" Jasmine s his words, her eyes narrowing. "I don't believe you didn't know my identity before ing into tact with me! I overlook all of this, but there's ohing I want to know! My route was only decided at the st minute, in desperation. Even the people closest to me didn't know where I was headed. How did you know I was going... to... nd... on... this... p?!"

  "Sigh! I didn't expect to be exposed so soon. It seems that I really 't hide it from you..." Yun Wuji let out a sigh nation, lifting his head to meet her gaze. "Jasmine, listen up. I did kly where and when you would appear long before you desded upon this p."

  "..." Jasmine frowned, but she remained silent, waiting for him to tinue.

  "To be precise, I knew about it for more than two years," However, hearing his words, her expression ged.

  She fshed forward and grabbed him by the colr, lifting him off the ground. "Are you making fun of me? Do you really have a death wish?!" The sight of a little girl lifting a grown man was almost ical, but the tension in the air made the situation far from funny.

  "Nope, I'm dead serious. Why don't you calm down a me finish my expnation? It won't be too te for you to judge whether I'm lying or not," Yun Wuji said calmly, without struggling.

  "Hmph! You'd better," Jasmine snorted, releasing him.

  "I have an ability to predict the future. I used it more than two years ago, and I predicted your appeara that time," Yun Wuji said calmly.

  "Horseshit!" Jasmine shouted immediately in response. Who did he take her for? A dumb tsundere girl with the power to destroy a p with a single sneeze, who was maniputed by her father and teacher to sacrifice herself?!

  She was a Star God! She had ied the memories of all her predecessors and witnessed nearly everything the God Realm had to offer. She khat even the old geezers in the Heavenly Mystery Realm couldn't aplish what this guy so casually cimed to have done.

  "What do you mean by horseshit?! I won't let you call my sincere expnation horseshit!" Yun Wuji shouted back, though inwardly he thought, 'How dare you call my bullshit, horseshit?!'

  "Hmph! If you're not spouting nonsehen what is this? You're pushing your luck too far. Do you really think I won't do anything to you just because I'm poisoned and need you to keep me alive?" Jasmine s his outburst, her ugh ced with anger.

  'Exactly! I know you'd never harm me, hehe,' he thought in respoer, a sly grin f in his mind.

  "So much for being my master, you 't even trust me?" Yun Wuji shook his head, faking a look of sadness. "e, i my profound veins, and you'll uand what I'm saying."

  "Hmph! I don't have a dumb disciple like you who 't even e up with a det lie. Let me see..." Jasmine snorted and walked toward him, pg her hand below his chest. The moment her seouched his profound veins, her mog voice abruptly stopped, repced by a cry of disbelief.

  "What the actual fuck?! Seve profourances?! How is this possible?!"

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  { I uand that there's a lot of dialogue, but I feel it's important to get things right. You 't just expect characters to casually say things like, "Here, take the Heretic God's blood and accept me as your master," and theher person simply responds with, "Yeah, sure!" }

  { For anyone w, let me crify this right now: under no circumstances will Yun Wuji use his es to have sex with his women. That will not happen.

  And if you think Om Domain is a ing teique, then with all due respect, I don't think it's a good idea for you to waste your time reading novels or watg anime. Go educate yourself, bro. }

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