Dear diary,

  Bob's step mom is a witch and her name is Milly.

  She plucked a strand of my hair and tossed it in her smoker. Bob said not to disturb her because she's consulting the fates about my mother. Smoke filled up the room so I'm playing outside.

  If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

  There's like tons of dead leaves out here and when I dug up the ground I found really fat worms.

  If I give you some worms will weird words show up again?

  Alright, I'm gonna dig up more worms and give them to you.

  Love,

  Tina