"I heard your meeting with the newest suitor didn't go well," said the dragon therapist.

  The princess's expression darkened. "He called me a 'delicate feminine flower,'" she replied with disdain.

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  The therapist raised an eyebrow. "How did you respond?"

  With a huff, the princess said, "I kicked his fucking balls off and made him a delicate feminine flower."