Indoors

  Bmon's House

  Bmon's Room

  Narrator:

  “today is a day like any other day, however everybody is out today, with the only people in the house being Bmon, and his friend Naheeno, who has come over for a discussion.”

  Bmon:

  “so what did you want to talk about? I'm guessing it's more details about your sunglasses..”

  Naheeno:

  “hmm.. not quite, rather I would like to tell you about everything that happened in the previous universes”

  Bmon:

  “ohhh that makes sense..”

  Naheeno:

  “the very first thing that happened was this guy, he did a ritual to summon us all to a headquarters he made”

  Bmon:

  “what was his name?”

  Naheeno:

  “I forgot, however he stopped showing up in the universe's later, seems to be a recurring theme.. people who aren't close by to me seem to not show up in the next universe, but sometimes they come back”

  Naheeno:

  “anyway, the next major event was whenever i was making a funny joke, and then my sunglasses suddently fell off”

  Bmon:

  “..was that when you realized the power of the sunglasses?”

  Naheeno:

  “indeed.. when I came to, we were in a slightly different location.. this one didn't last for too long as I made another funny joke and then the sunglasses slid off my face again”

  Bmon:

  “..huh”

  Naheeno:

  “the next one, we were on an island floating in space, and that was when I started to notice your “obsession” with furniture”

  Bmon:

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  “wait, did you say floating island? did it happen to look like this?”

  Bmon hands Naheeno a photo of the Floating Island from the Discordant World

  Naheeno:

  “..it looked exactly like this.. how did you..”

  Bmon:

  “so apparently this isn't the only altered timeline, it happened once before, but it happened so many times in that timeline it became a new universe and we went to that new universe, the world was called the Discordant World, and it was kinda an amalgamation of many recreations of the universe”

  Naheeno:

  “..interesting anyway going back to that, I don't exactly know what happened to that universe, I think my sunglasses fell off while i was asleep or something, not very epic if you ask me”

  Bmon:

  “..so what happened in the next universe”

  Naheeno:

  “the next universe, lasted for WAY longer than the other three and it was the one before this one”

  Naheeno:

  “in this next one, there were two main events, the confrontation, and the rap battle”

  Bmon:

  “I didn't know we had any friends who knew how to rap”

  Naheeno:

  “the confrontation started with the goo guy asking why I wouldn't take my glasses off, apparently someone overheard that”

  Bmon:

  “speaking of overhearing.. shouldn't we close that window?”

  Naheeno looks at the open window

  Naheeno:

  “..I really wish you had pointed that out first but I don't think anyone heard us”

  Naheeno shuts the window

  Naheeno:

  “anyway after that, Macro asked me why I didn't take my glasses off casually, so I answered, and then Trop almost slapped them off my head a few days later”

  Bmon:

  “jeez.. close call”

  Naheeno:

  “but after that, everyone who wasn't at the bar the rap battle took place at decided to play tf2 capture the intelligence but I was the intelligence, eventually one of them threw the goo thing at me and the sunglasses came off”

  Bmon:

  “oh.. so that's why you told me not to tell our friends”

  Naheeno:

  “meanwhile, at the bar two of our friends decided to have a rap battle and whoever won made the loser wear a maid dress”

  Naheeno:

  “however, someone else took the maid dress and hid it, so when the winner couldn't find it he pulled out a gun”

  Bmon:

  “..that escalated quickly wait how do you know about the rap battle if you weren't there?”

  Naheeno:

  “because the sunglasses told me after it created this universe, anyway the gun was replaced by a fake gun, and then they noticed the world ceasing to exist”

  Bmon:

  “huh.. and then it created this universe? that's a really interesting but sad story.. knowing you were the only one who remembered any of it”

  Naheeno:

  “indeed, it's not very epic”

  Meanwhile.. a familar looking man who Bmon had bumped into, is floating under the window outside grinning