We met the other two in the spa’s lobby, looking fresh and
rested. Everyone’s fur was soft and shiny, and even La'a’s scales were
burnished and practically glowing.
She was in a great mood still, immediately leading us off
down the main street to a place she’d heard about from her masseuse. “He
said he’s never had a better roast fowl than the ones they make at the
Golden Badger,” She enthused. “And they have a few bear chambers, I
asked.”
“Bear chambers?” My mind flashed to large hairy male couples.
Ever chimed in again. “It’s easy slang for a room with a
bigger bed. To accommodate the occasional Ursur, or others with
particular needs.” She looked me up and down, pointedly.
“Ah. Useful. So there folks bigger than me out there, huh?”
La'a coughed, and Ever’s ears flicked back.
“Eh, sorta?” Fiddle offered.
I frowned at them all for a moment, but shrugged it off
and took a deep breath. The sun was fully set now, and the street was
illuminated with a combination of oil lamps and ’caged’ fairies of
various shades. The night air was crisp and full of friendly scents:
wood smoke and roasting meat coming from every direction, nearly
drowning out the background clamor of dust and bodies.
The building La'a led us to was one of the strongest
sources of the wonderful, meaty smells, as well as light, laughter, and
music from inside. I couldn’t help but smile at the welcoming ambiance
that flooded out with the opened doors.
Inside, a lion man in a multicolored coat played an
instrument and sang from a small stage on the far side of the large
room. Several raccoon girls in cute green dresses flitted gracefully
between tables, and an older raccoon man staffed a bar near the
entrance.
“Welcome!” he said, turning to us. “You four all together? Here for drinks, or dinner?”
Ever stepped up, surprising me a bit. “Yes, we’d like dinner, as well as rooms for two nights, if you have them.”
“Yeh, how many rooms?”
“One bear, three regular, please.”
He nodded and turned to a decorated board on the wall
behind him, pulling down four wooden cards and hanging a pair of little
brass hooks in the place of each. “That’ll be fifty lunars all told for
the rooms,” he said, and set the cards on the bar as Ever paid him with
five gold coins. Then he turned and waved a hand to one of the girls in
the dining area, gesturing to us. She flashed a practiced smile and
glided toward us through the crowed room.
Ever handed me one of the cards, physically larger than
the others, and attached to a metal…object…that looked more like some
kind of puzzle piece than a key, but I figured it must be a key, given
the context. I nodded to her and tucked it into my pocket. It still felt
weird calling an extra-dimensional space that, but then why wouldn’t
you?
The waitress collected us with another grin and chirruped,
“Welcome!” and led us to a recently used table that she quickly emptied
of wide bowls and hefty mugs, then swabbed once with an already
well-used cloth. “Make yourselves comfortable, folks! I’ll be back in a
moment to see what you want.” And she was off.
I gave the table and ’chairs’ a suspicious look, circling
around to the least crowded side and watching as my companions settled
themselves. The table, like all the others in the room, was much lower
than I was used to, not even considering my outlier size, only a bit
more than knee-high on the others. And the chairs were more like little
padded blocks, angled so they leaned in toward the the table. It turned
out you were supposed to kneel on them, toes tucked behind, and sit on
your haunches, much like the way Ever and Fiddle crouched out in the
woods, actually.
I maneuvered myself carefully onto my seat, putting a
knuckle on the slightly sticky floor to keep from falling as I did so.
It wasn’t too uncomfortable once I got into position, but my knees had
to balance right on the edges of the little pad. I put my hands on the
edge of the table and chewed on the tip of my tongue, concentrating on
staying in place.
“Ah, the menu’s over there,” Fiddle pointed, and I saw a
large slate on the wall, chalked with the local text—all sharp, straight
lines, like it originated with claws scratching wood, which it probably
had, I suppose. I started looking it over, but was distracted by La'a
making an irritated grunt. She was staring at me, looking annoyed. I
raised my eyebrows at her.
She shook her head and rose gracefully from her seat,
stepped around a couple of tables and grabbed another little stool-chair
from a stack near the wall, came back and stood over me. “Up.”
Frowning, I rose, managing not to look too clumsy doing
it, and she set down the second stool right next to the first, shoving
it over to make room. “Now put one leg on each. That way you won’t tip
off after your first beer.”
I settled again, finding it a much better fit indeed, and
was able to relax into the pose pretty comfortably after all. “Thanks,” I
told her.
La'a just shrugged, not meeting my eyes. After a moment I went back to looking over the menu.
Our waitress returned before I’d done more than skim the
options, but that turned out not to be a problem. As Ever opened her
mouth to make a choice, La'a overrode her. “Nah, nah, nah. One of
everything, darling! Except the roast chicken. Two of those. One of
everything else. That should be just right, yes?” She stared at the cat
with a toothy grin more challenging than friendly.
Ever’s shoulders sank a bit. “Yes, fine. That should do. I’ll have a dark beer to go with that please.”
“Same for me,” Fiddle said.
“Make that three,” La'a agreed, clearly very pleased with herself.
I’ve never developed a taste for beer or wine. Just not
much of a drinker. But the sign on the wall mentioned… “Mead, please.”
Hard to find back home, but quite yummy when you could.
The raccoon girl nodded happily and bounced off to put in our order.
My companions all looked at me for a moment, and I looked back calmly. “I like mead. I have a sweet tooth, so sue me.”
Our food arrived surprisingly soon after the drinks, and
the various dishes got shuffled around, passed out and sampled. One of
the two roast chickens was firmly planted in front of me, the other set
near the middle of the table for everyone else to share. I smiled a
little sadly at this thoughtfulness. It was so strange to have strangers
understand my body’s needs better than I did. I finished the whole
chicken, in between forkfuls of the other dishes. I particularly liked a
roasted tuber medley with a bit of a honey glaze and several root
vegetables I’d never encountered before. The pieces were all very evenly
cut so they’d cooked properly, no burnt little corners or undercooked
oversized chunks. I kept going back to that one till Fiddle slid the
half-empty bowl over in front of me.
I smiled at him, picked the bowl up in both hands and
pretended to slobberingly snarf down the whole thing, complete with
goofy nomming noises. When I lowered the bowl to show it untouched and
my big grin, they all stared at first. And then Fiddle snickered. And
Ever smiled and chuckled a little, and then we were all laughing. It was
only a moment, and it passed as I tucked another forkful of tasty
tubers into my mouth, but I felt myself relax after that, feeling more
like I was really here, a part of this night, this table of friends,
even though I barely followed most of their conversation.
I leaned back, cradling my third huge mug of mead, and focused on the musician for a while.
He had a wonderful deep baritone voice, just perfect for
the long, melancholy ballads he seemed to prefer, and the instrument his
fingers danced across in harmony was some relative of a guitar. Long
neck, a pear-shaped body, with a circular back, it reminded me of the
Russian, whatzit called? Balalaika, was that it? The sound was a little
more twangy than a guitar, not into banjo territory though. I’ve always
loved deep male voices, and even though there was a lot of cultural
detail missing from my understanding of the stories he sang, I got the
gist fine; lost loves, broken hearts, forbidden passions and jealous
rages.
He was pretty damn good looking too. I won’t even say “for
a guy with a lion head.” I was getting used to everybody being animal
people, I guess. I wondered briefly if there were monkey folk who looked
more like my remembered humans, pictured it, then hoped not. The
singer’s thick, silky mane hung down around his shoulders and over his
eyes just like some grunge band-leader from home, and his voice soared
and plunged with the song. I caught my free hand sliding across my inner
thigh and finally acknowledged just how fucking I was getting. Damn, youthful body, youthful hormones, I guess. I hadn’t felt like this in a long time.
I bit my tongue and turned my attention back to the conversation at our table.
There was a bit of a pause, and I leaned in, spoke up.
“Hey, I was wondering. When we were coming into town here, I nodded to
the guards, and it seemed like they reacted really—strongly to that.
What am I missing there?”
They perked up at the question, shooting looks at each
other, not as though they were considering hiding something, but as
though they had no idea how to go about explaining something so
fundamental. Finally, Fiddle took the lead.
“So, those guards were Ulfur, and wolves in particular, they’re really impressed by size.”
“Heh, the bigger they are the harder they’ll fall!” La'a interjected, waggling her eyebrows to show me I wasn’t the only one feeling something from the musician’s sexy vibe.
“Okay, but—”
“It’s just that they were surprised someone so, well,
above them, would acknowledge them at all. You had us to speak for you,
so you didn’t have to interact with them, and they just didn’t expect
you to. You gave them a big compliment, is what I’m saying.”
“Oh. Okay. So it’s not something that’ll cause problems if I happen to do it again, then?”
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“No, it shouldn’t,” Fiddle reassured me. He pressed his lips together. “You’re very cautious.”
I shrugged. “There’s so much I don’t know yet. And social
interactions are full of pitfalls when you’re dealing with multiple
different cultures. Is there a lot of difference in how the different
species interact? Or is cultural stuff pretty similar within this
nation?”
“Hmm.” Fiddle looked intrigued by the question, La'a kind of stumped. Ever, more…relieved?
“I think we’re more similar than different around here,”
Fiddle finally ventured. “Sure, there are species quirks. Like the Ulfur
will always react more strongly to your size than anybody else, but
anybody in Ulthara will still react some. Our rulers are Ulfur, after
all, we all absorb things from them.”
I nodded, tucking away that bit of info. “Just how many different sentient species are there in this world, anyway?”
La'a groaned at that. I gave her a questioning stare but she only shook her head and took a deep draught of her beer.
“Well—” Fiddle began. “We refer to ourselves as the
eighteen peoples, but nobody quite agrees on exactly how that count gets
made up.”
“Huh?”
I was then treated to a rousing treatise on the
disagreements over what exactly constituted a separate species in this
world, from wolves and dogs, who came from a shared background, but had
very different cultures and appearances, but could mostly interbreed as
they chose, to ’cats’ like Ever and the two ’big cats’—lions and
tigers—all of whom were incapable of interbreeding reliably with one
another but were usually lumped into one group anyway, mainly because of
the tiny size of the big cat populations. Then there were the weasel
family; martens and ferrets and stoats and minks, oh my! They got more
than one spot in some places, but only one all together around here, and
so on. It sounded kinda crazy once he got going. Good news, no monkey
folk.
“And then there’s the flyers,” Fiddle continued, his
pointing hand wavering a bit in the air. “Bats and ravens and owls and
eagles. They all get their own place, just out of respect.”
I stared at the bare bottom of my fourth mug. Fifth?
Fourth. Here came the waitress with the fifth, right in time! And
considered the bored looks on La'a and Ever. Seems they were nowhere
near as interested in species taxonomy and semantics. Maybe we needed a
new subject.
“Say, La'a,” I grabbed her attention from the air above
the musician’s head. “At that spa place today, you said they do—” I just
kept myself from glancing around nervously. “Sex work too.”
“Mhmm.” She smiled widely and took a slug of her fresh beer. “All sorts of fun activities for the asking! —And paying.”
“Is that—legal here?”
They all looked at me blankly.
“I mean, is the government actually okay with prostitution, or is it an open secret kinda thing?”
“Why would it be illegal?” La'a asked.
I opened my mouth, then left it hanging for a long moment,
realizing that I was in no state to explain how the interrelations of Puritan ideals, patrilineal inheritance, sexism, and the prudishness of
Saint Paul combined to make having sex for money such a fraught idea in
my world. “Hard to say. So it’s just a thing, huh?’
“Yeah. I mean there are rules and taxes and so on, so
there’s some places or people who work under the table, so to speak,”
La'a said. “You want to avoid them if you can, if just for the stink of
desperation. But if you want to pay, you totally can.” She dipped her
snout back into her beer, muttering, “Don’t know why would.”
I frowned. “What do you mean?” I asked gently, seeing there was some pain there again.
La'a’s mug thumped to the table, sloshing over her hand. “
would’ve been jumping that minstrel’s bones by now. She could literally
have anyone in this place for the asking, and some nights she’d just
challenge a bar collectively. Offer a reward for the one who pleased her
best.”
“In ” I felt my cheeks reddening under my fur.
La'a blinked hazily. “Not the act. Just the challenge.”
She snorted a laugh. “Light n’ Shadow the parade of stunned challengers
wandering back down from her room. She usually gave each of ’em
something for their time, even if they couldn’t manage a thing.”
I just stared at her, baffled by this revelation, and
reddening further at what this body had gotten up to before I took over.
I looked to the others for confirmation or denial, but Ever and Fiddle
were both looking away, also embarrassed by the topic, I thought.
“Okay then. So my predecessor was kind of a nympho.” I took a long draught of my latest mead mug, letting that sink in.
“Not a—whazzit,” La'a objected, lifting a finger to point at me. “She
She did everything with gusto, to the limit! She fought hard, trained
hard, drank hard, fucked hard.” The drunk drake snickered to herself at
the double entendre. “She knew how to drag every last sliver of life out
of living. Didn’t skulk around looking like she’z gunna bolt at the
first noise.” This with a glare at me. My face flushed again, for a
different reason.
“I still have a lot to learn,” I parried, not even sure exactly what I meant.
“Thass for sure.” La'a went back to her drink, and I accepted the sort-of-rebuke in silence.
#
Their drinking got a lot quieter, after Anne and La'a’s
sex squabble, and Fiddle found himself withdrawing from the conversation
as well, sipping at his beer without enjoying it much.
The dinner rush slowed, leaving more and more tables
empty, cleaned up by the three raccoon sisters, and eventually rolled
away against a wall to open up space in front of the minstrel. He was
joined by a wolf with a hand-drum, and then the oldest raccoon sister
singing harmonies with a high, clear voice. His song choice changed as
well, going from old, melancholy ballads to bouncier, up-tempo jigs and
reels, and one by one the remaining patrons came out to dance.
Fiddle stepped out for a couple of the dances, mostly the
simple, cheerful ones without particular steps, but when the minstrel
started up one of the simpler line dances popular in the capital
recently, he caught Ever’s eye and offered his hand and the two of them
stepped out for it, the forms coming as easily as breathing, blending
smoothly with the locals. Ever took her seat again as soon as it was
done, but Fiddle found himself approached by a few other local ladies.
He’d found before that the combination of his reasonable dance skills
and un-intimidating size made him an attractive choice for a quick spin,
and he didn’t mind. Certainly never expected anything more to come of
it, and it didn’t.
He dropped back into his seat—now just at the edge of the
dance floor—after a trio of such quick spins and swallowed half his
remaining drink before noticing the look on Ki—on Anne’s face. She was
staring at the dancers, tapping a hand on the table in time with the
tune, but her eyes were sad, her expression forlorn.
She noticed him noticing her and lifted the large mug of
mead to her mouth, but then set it down again without drinking. She let
out a windy sigh, and began to stand up.
“I think I’d better turn in, or I’ll find myself out there
trying to dance and knocking folks over left and right.” Her words were
steady, but with the focus of someone in their cups making an effort
not to slur or stumble.
Fiddle started to suggest she go ahead and dance, but held
off. She was probably right about the outcome, all things considered.
Instead he rose again himself.
“Let me help you find your room,” he offered.
She met his eyes and blinked a few times, working to gather her wits. “Yeah, good idea,” she finally said.
“Hand me your key.”
She fumbled the little wooden plaque out of her pocket and
dropped it in his open hand, and he grabbed her hand too, setting it
atop his shoulder as a guide and support. She squeezed just a touch, and
smiled slightly at him. His heart lifted.
They made their way upstairs, unimpeded by other revelers,
who cleared the way after one look—up—at his companion. Fiddle smiled
to himself, hanging onto the railing carefully so the supporter didn’t
end up in need of support.
Near the top she missed a step, and came down hard on his
shoulder. It took all of his near-adept strength to stay upright and not
let them both tumble down the stairs, but he managed it. He’d have
managed anything at all for her. For Kiri. The love of his life.
Anne regained her balance and patted his shoulder in gentle thanks as they finished their climb.
Her room was at the end of a hallway, farthest from the
music and cheer, and as he opened the door and lead her inside, Anne
craned her head back toward the sounds and sighed again, deep and
conclusive, like a turned page.
“Nunna the songs in my head match up to your music,” she
muttered. “S’ pretty music, dun get me wrong. I jus’ can’ dance to that.
Where’s the Bangles when ya needum?”
The room was unlit, but at his request Toma easily solved that, dim blue light making yellow shadows flare.
“Maybe we can find you some bangles tomorrow?” he
suggested gently, guiding her in the door and to the edge of the huge
bed, whose rounded bulk took up all but a sliver of the only slightly
larger than average space.
She plopped down hard on it, the whole construct bouncing
for a moment before settling in place. “Na, na. Wouldn’ help. Thanks for
the thought though.” She reached out and patted his shoulder, only
missing by a bit. “I dun even know all the lyrics to Walk Like an
Egyptian,” she continued with cryptic mournfulness. Her face fell even
further, and impulsively he sat next to her, resting a hand on her leg.
Her eyes widened. “That song came out when I was a
I been singin’ along to it all my life, but you can’ understand half
the words? Always meant to look it up, but I never did. And now I never
can.” Tears overflowed as she stared at him.
She leaned in even closer, and for a moment Fiddle worried
whether she was going to fall on him or perhaps (oh dear) come in for
an entirely inappropriate kiss. But in the next moment, he found himself
swept up by two very strong arms, draped across her lap, and hugged
like a favorite stuffed animal.
She pressed her cheek into the top of his head, as her sobs shook them both. “I miss my husband so much.”
Fiddle leaned his head against her chest, and wrapped his arm as far around her as he could reach.
#
Once Anne had cried herself out and relaxed into sleep,
Fiddle went to the bathroom to wash the snot out of his fur and returned
to their table.
La'a and Ever looked like they’d been sniping at one
another again, each staring off in a different direction. But when he
sat down, La'a turned and made kissy faces at him. He stuck his tongue
out in return.
“She needed the help. Nearly fell down the stairs.”
“I saw. Might have done her good.”
He frowned. “How?”
La'a shrugged and didn’t answer. He shook his head and
took a drink of the beer he’d left behind. He managed not to spit it out
again, despite the horse-root sauce had dumped in it since.
“Really?”
La'a shrugged again, a tiny smile playing on her lips. “Rules are rules. You left the room first.”
He caught the attention of the last waitress still serving
and asked for a fresh mug. “Mead this time.” She smiled and winked at
him, dancing off with the empties.
“Ooh,” La'a teased. “Had an influence already, did she?”
“I’m just curious.” He turned his attention to the musicians till the barmaid returned.
The mead was tasty. A bit stronger than the beer they’d
been drinking, with mild sweetness an odd replacement for the bitter
hops. He stared into his mug for a long moment.
“She was married.”
Both his friends looked at him at that.
“Almost thirty years, she said. She’ll never see him again.”
“That’s a kick in the balls,” La'a opined.
“Strange.” Ever’s voice was distant. She glanced up toward the rooms. “I guess—somehow she wasn’t really real to me. You know?”
Fiddle frowned, then nodded reluctantly. “I do. Just kinda ’not Kiri’, not a person to herself.”
“ not Kiri,” La'a growled. “Like the of Kiri somehow.”
“That’s not the worst thing,” Ever murmured.
“Hmph. You just like that she’s cautious. Makes your job easier.” La'a said.
“ Kiri wouldn’t have needed any healing
after taking out that tiny bug nest. Certainly wouldn’t have stabbed a
hole all the way through her own hand.”
“Eh, sure, but she’s not the sort to go running into danger, now is she? We had to coax her into even that.”
“We know better now, I guess,” Fiddle put in.
“She’ll still need to adventure to gain rank,” Ever argued.
“Why?” La'a asked. “Not like she was ever meant for the
throne. Kiri wanted the strength. Wanted to be able to dominate the
ministers and take her place at Eli’s right hand as head of the Guard.
Anne won’t want anything to do with that. Her majesty probably won’t
want her anywhere near the capital, just a reminder of her loss. Or she
can hole up in the library with her boy toy, out of the way.” More
smooching noises in Fiddle’s direction. “Just think, bookworm, you could
finally have her all to yourself.”
Fiddle ground his molars together and ignored her.
When the musician finished, and silence fell, Ever broke
it. “Tomorrow will be a rest day. Poke around town however you like.
I’ll try to get Anne to recover the rest of her powers and we’ll head
out the morning after.”
“Why such a hurry?” La'a asked.
“The fastest way home from here is out into the southern grass sea, to the Step-Gate at Langtutsny, right, Fiddle?”
Fiddle consulted the blue-indigo map in his head, their
current location a pulsing dot. “Yes, ma’am. By four or five days over
returning the way we came.”
“So, the grass sea is no barrens, but it’s not terribly
safe, and it’ll take us most of two days to cross. She should be as
ready as possible for whatever we happen to come across.”
La'a snorted, but not as pugnaciously as she might have. “Yeah, I guess.”
Ever stood, counting out coins for their drinks and food. “So, get some rest. See you for breakfast.”

