[SYSTEM RECORD: FILE #010]Subject: Sensory Deprivation / Logic LoopholeLocation: Dacun Township Vineyard, Tool ShedTime: 04:15 AM
[Investigator's Record]
Eeeee-yaaah—
The mournful, piercing wail of the Taiwanese Opera singer echoed through the pitch-black shed. It wasn't coming through a radio broadcast; it sounded as if the invisible singer was standing right in the center of the room. The shrill screech of the Erhu (two-stringed fiddle) cut through my pounding headache like a rusty razor.
Rule 3: ...hide under the fertilizer sacks immediately and cover your ears.
I had my eyes clamped shut, pressing the heels of my palms against my eyelids to ensure not even a fraction of light—if there was any—could get in. I was trapped in an absolute void.
Panic is a biological response. It makes you want to thrash, to run, to open your eyes to assess the threat.
I forcefully severed the panic from my motor functions. I slowly lowered my hands from my face, trusting my own sheer willpower to keep my eyelids locked together. Rule 3 demanded I hide immediately and cover my ears. The syntax was sequential. As long as I was actively executing the "hide" command, the system would grant me a grace period to cover my ears once I reached the destination.
I couldn't drag myself across the floor. The friction of my clothes against the concrete would create noise. The entity was already here. I could smell it—a sickening mix of cheap, old-fashioned face powder and burning ghost money (冥紙), completely overpowering the toxic stench of the fertilizer.
I needed to move blindly, silently, and flawlessly.
My Hyperthymesia kicked in. My brain bypassed my useless eyes and pulled up a high-definition, 3D map of the shed from the three minutes I had spent observing it under the red light.
Twelve sacks stacked against the left wall. Exactly 3.5 meters from my current position. The gap between the sacks and the wall is approximately forty centimeters wide. Angle: 11 o'clock.
I didn't crawl. I slithered.
I kept my body completely flat against the freezing concrete, pulling myself forward millimeter by millimeter using only my fingertips and toes. I timed my movements with the loud, crashing cymbals of the opera music to mask any sound of my breathing or the rustling of my jacket.
One meter. Two meters.
The air grew significantly colder. Something was moving in the center of the room. I felt a slow, rhythmic displacement of air brushing against my right cheek. It was dancing to the opera.
Three point five meters. My extended hand brushed against the rough, woven plastic of a fertilizer sack. The strong smell of ammonia confirmed the location.
I carefully wedged my body sideways, sliding into the narrow forty-centimeter gap between the heavy sacks and the shed's back wall. Unlike the rotting wood at the front, this section was patched with icy corrugated tin. I pulled my knees to my chest, making myself as small as physically possible.
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I had successfully hidden. Now, the second part of Rule 3. Cover your ears.
I raised my hands, ready to clamp them over my ears. But my fingers froze an inch from my head.
The paradox hit me like a physical blow.
Rule 1: ...close your eyes and do not open them until you hear the rooster crow.
If I tightly covered my ears to survive the opera entity (Rule 3), I would never hear the rooster crow at dawn. If I couldn't hear the rooster, I could never open my eyes. I would be permanently trapped in this blind state until I died of dehydration.
The system had designed a perfect, contradictory death trap.
The opera music was reaching a frantic, ear-splitting crescendo. The smell of face powder was suffocatingly close. The entity was searching the shed.
I had less than five seconds to solve the logic loop.
Think. Break the syntax down.Rule 3 only applies if the radio broadcasts the opera. It doesn't say I have to cover my ears forever. I only need to cover them while the opera is playing.
But if my ears are covered, how do I know when the opera stops?
Physics.
Sound is just mechanical waves. It's vibration traveling through a medium.
I immediately shoved my index fingers deep into my ear canals, sealing off the sound. Not because my flesh could physically block a shrieking opera, but because I had fulfilled the system's condition. The anomaly's acoustic attack was instantly neutralized by the absolute rule, replaced by the dull, rushing sound of my own heartbeat. Absolute silence. Absolute darkness.
Keeping my fingers firmly locked in my ears, I tilted my head forward and pressed the hard point of my chin and lower jawbone directly against the freezing sheet of corrugated tin that patched the wooden wall.
Through my jawbone pressed against the metal wall, I felt the vibrations. The tin wall was acting as a massive tuning fork, picking up the acoustic resonance from the shed.
I could feel the heavy, rhythmic thrumming of the drums. I could feel the high-frequency buzzing of the Erhu. Bone conduction and tactile feedback. I was using my skeleton as a microphone.
I sat there in the pitch black, eyes shut, ears tightly sealed, feeling the ghost opera vibrate through my teeth.
Then came the terrifying part.
The vibrations of the music were joined by something else. Footsteps.Not the heavy squelch of the A-p?'s rubber boots, but the delicate, rhythmic tapping of embroidered silk shoes.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
The vibrations approached the fertilizer sacks. I held my breath until my lungs burned. The temperature plummeted so fast that frost began to form on the metal wall against my chin.
Something leaned over the sacks. I couldn't hear it, but I felt a freezing, unnatural weight press against the plastic bags tightly against my spine. It was checking to see if I was there. It was waiting for me to make a sound, to uncover my ears, to open my eyes.
I didn't move a single muscle. My heart pounded so hard I thought the entity would feel the vibrations of my chest.
One minute passed. Then two. It felt like an eternity suspended in frozen void.
Finally, the weight lifted from the sacks.The delicate tap, tap, tap vibrations moved away.
Then, the rhythmic thrumming of the drums in my jawbone began to fade. The high-frequency buzz of the string instruments smoothed out.
I waited another full sixty seconds after the last vibration ceased, just to be absolutely certain.
Slowly, agonizingly, I pulled my index fingers from my ears.
The shed was dead silent. Only the faint whistling of the wind outside remained. The smell of cheap powder and ghost money was gone, replaced once again by the harsh chemical stench of fertilizer.
I exhaled a long, shaky breath, pulling my head away from the metal wall. A thin layer of skin tore from my chin, frozen to the frost-covered tin, but I couldn't even feel the sting over the adrenaline.
I had hacked the sensory deprivation trap. I survived Rule 3.Now, all I had to do was sit in the dark, keep my eyes shut, and wait for the rooster to crow.

