A/N I write everything in drafts so I don't use the authors note properly. Forgive me. Teehee~

  Sh*t, acting cute sounds so gross, kill me now.

  Some game mechanics:

  Your level and job level is different. Job levels show how proficient you are at a certain job. The job the goddess grants you is your main job. The main jobs level cap is 500. The rest of the jobs you learn are your side jobs, the level cap is 250. Basically, you can become a master at anything but beyond that is only your main job.

  Your level also indicates when you evolve, yes, evolve. For vampires, it's level 10, 50, 100, 250, 500, 750, 1000. Any race evolves to a low God at level 1000. At 2500 you become a mid-god, and at 5000, you become a high god. To earn EXP for your level, 1 killing things, craft things. Jobs just give you attribute bonus and new skills.

  You also get assigned a patron god who will give you quests and guidance.

  ps a frugal person live off 10 copper a day

  also, slave magic basically allows you to contract slaves and beasts, anything alive, with magic.

  Pov Shiro

  "Status."

  Walking down the cobblestone roads, I make my way towards the first stop, the map store. The system support lets you bring up the map anytime as long as it's in your inventory, very convenient.

  Having nothing to do, I decided to check my status.

  Oooooh, ten undistributed points!

  What should we use it on, I vote 6 INT and 4WIS.

  Yeah, you're smarter than me and our mana pool is severely lacking.

  I put the points into INT and WIS. Just to make sure we were doing the right thing, I quickly check what the attributes mean.

  Why do I get the feeling the system is mocking me, it surely isn't. And I just noticed but, why is my patron the god of madness. Oh great gods above, isn't this cruel to someone perfectly sane and normal like me?

  Ding!

  Ok? Hey there. What's up.

  Shh. Don't talk to strangers.

  Yeah, lets just ignore that. Don't need quests yet.

  Ding!

  Why are gods so annoying.

  Go away, we didn't call you.

  Ding!

  Ding!

  Nothing happened, didn't see anything.

  Ooooh, have you tried painting the goddess of animals' pets rainbow?

  Yeah bye.

  Yeah...

  Oh! Walking for so long, I finally found the small shop, the sign reading Hetra map shop. Entering the small, wooden storefront, I saw a room covered in dusty sheets of paper. Colourful maps were spread around the room haphazardly as if a giant had tried to stuff all the maps of the world in this one tiny room. Sitting on a desk in the middle was an old man, drooling onto the maps, asleep.

  "Hello?"

  The old man jumped up at the sound.

  "Huh! What? What? I wasn't asleep!“

  Yeah sure, totally believe you. Deadpanned Kuro in my head.

  "I was just looking for some maps, just the usual for an adventurer."

  "Hmm? Phew. I thought you were my wife for a moment. That scary old hag."

  "Who's a scary old hag?" Came a voice from behind me. The old man's eyes went as wide as saucers.

  Turning around, I saw the scariest old lady I have ever laid eyes on. Around the same height as I am was a mass of muscles in the shape of an old lady.

  *gulp*

  " I'll just leave a silver here and take the map and go," I say to the old man, feeling the cold sweat on my neck," Sorry to bother you."

  Grabbing the map, I bolt through the door.

  Strategical retreat.

  Ding-ling.

  I walk through the door to the alchemy shop. It's still mid afternoon so there aren't many customers, the atmosphere was quiet and peaceful. Walking up to the counter, I saw an old lady, currently reading a thick ass book on herbs.

  Oh my go- wait no, I don't need Atpaxaar to appear again.

  It's a loli.

  A loli fox lady!

  Aaah, the joys of fantasy.

  Must befriend loli fox lady.

  Later,

  Huhuhu. Add that to our list of evil things to do.

  Right next to slave magician and pyromancer.

  Gyahahahaha! I want to see the world burn!

  Yeah yeah. Calm down.

  "Hi there, what would you like today!" Said the fox lady, looking up.

  "Um, I would like to learn Alchemy."

  "Oh!" The fox lady's surprise could be seen from her tail,"This is unusual. Normally adventurers just buy the ready-made potions. I'm glad to see someone interested in learning. However, I don't teach just anyone. Please bring me 50 Puffle Weeds and 50 Blood Flowers."

  Ding!

  "Ok, I accept."

  Armed with pictures of the herbs as well as a basic description and the location. I headed off to the north gate, the easiest field.