My name.......I can not remember it...all I remember was a woman and man that I used to call mother and father.....where....where am I?

  I finally see after what feels like eternity and what I see is a.....MONSTER!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DANCING TO HEAVY METAL ON TOP OF A COW!!!!

  THAT. IS. A. FUCKING. DRAGON!!!!!

  WHY IS A DRAGON IN FRONT OF ME!!!???

  Okay....calm the fuck down let's think about this calmly and rationally....so....no memories....dragon.......equals.....reincarnation??

  .......HOLY SHIT REINCARNATION'S REAL!!! FUCK YES!!!! AND I'M A DRAGON!!!

  Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

  -----------------------------------------------Two hundread years later-------------------------------------

  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!

  all I can do is eat sleep and shit....THAT'S ALL I FUCKING DO!!!

  ''HEY I HEARD SOMETHING IN THERE!!!'' (???)

  who's that?

  a figure walks in

  A PERSON!!!

  ''A DRAGON!!!'' (???)

  DIE!!!

  ''DIE!!!'' (???)

  we both attack at the same time and I find out that we have the same ammount of po.......I crushed him with my weight......I'm not fat okay

  so with the crushed to death human....well he's....crushed to death...what can I say.....I'm just a very heavy and loveable dragon...

  after thinking that I notice an arrow in my shoulder then I see a girl and she sees me

  ''ARTUHR!!!.....AAAAAAAH'' (???)

  [Crunch]

  ..........I ate her........

  welp good night weird screen thing that's been floating near me for the past two hundread years......

  ----the next day---

  WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SCREEN!!!!

  ...........................................................................

  END OF CHAPTER.