HELP US!!!

  OH GOD CHEESE!!!

  BREAD!!!!

  SALAMI!!!

  MAYO!!!!

  OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO US!!!!

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  WE'RE AN ABOMINATION!!!!

  KILL US!!!

  -Chomp-

  AAAAAAAH!!!!

  OH GOD IT HURTS!!!!

  THE PAIN!!!!

  AAAARGH!!!

  -Chomp-

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  -sob- NO!!! PLEASE STOP!!!

  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

  SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!

  -Chomp-

  AAAAAAAAH

  FUUUUUUUUUCK

  SHIT SHIT SHIT

  OH MY GOD!!!!

  -CHOMP!!!-

  {And that is the sad ending for The great heroes of the kitchen. Bread the bard. Mayo the mage. Salami the summoner. and Cheese the champion.}

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  The end. and that was chapter 5 -phew-