If you want to contact Luna goddess of the moon and hunting press two
If you want...
I didn't wait more and pressed one
We are sorry but Azer god of magic is right now conducting magical experiments.
You can press one to go back to contact list or wait for the signal and leave a message.
Oh, hell I should know that it won't be this easy. With bureaucracy nothing is. So I've gone back to the list and tried to contact one of the other gods. But it didn't go well. Luna goodness of moon gone hunting, Likrus god of dead was in an opera, Bacchus god of wine went to visit new vineyard, Blistus god of fire was dueling Blatus god of Hell fires over whose flames are better, etc. I didn't try gods that were responsible for any of the races simply because I decided its somewhat risky not knowing politics and diplomatic status of this world. After all I didn't want any god sending his ass lickers after me. In the end I even tried Alkro god of reincarnation but the answer I got was:
You are 52 837 738 in line please wait for your turn.
Really! What is happening on this world for there being such a long line? Well this smells dangerous. But still this so much waiting would bore me to dead, and I think it's too early for another reincarnation especially with such giant queue. So I did try some other Gods and Goddess. Each time I failed until I got to Calypso goddess of dreams and nightmares.
- So yes, the thing I wanted no know is thing that you already asked yourself oh beautiful goddess. I would like to know what am I? - When you contact gods there are tree rules:
- Don't piss off gods.
- Don't make gods angry.
- Don't make gods mad.
Also most of them like some god old ass kissing.
Ups it looks like I broke all tree rules in one go. But for now it looks like she got interested in my past so I should be mostly ok. So it's one of the worlds with support system hm. That almost guarantees some degree of developed magic. Existence of god of magic is big give away of that if you think about it now. It also means that those living on the planet should know how to use the magic. My original world had god of magic but no one knew how to use it at least officially, publically it was only in stories but who knows the truth hidden behind scenes?
So when goddess is still occupied I should take a look on my status.
- I wouldn't ever dream to do it.
Mommy, all seven of you, your son is dogging bullets here. I don't want to be tortured in nightmares or worse. That's why I tried so many gods before her. Gods of dreams can be really terrifying when angered. In one of my previous lives I did heard a story about how one of the gods done something to offend god of dreams and nightmares there. After that he was never again able to sleep. After some decades when they meet again that god died simply from hearth attack by only being greeted by that god of dreams and nightmares. I'm desperate here to stay alive and sane while dancing on the line over minefield on monocycle and balancing egg in spoon hold with my mouth.
That old witch, I should known it was her doing normally you wouldn't be so unlucky to get killed so many times so young. How many times you can throw a double one on twenty sided dice? If I get a chance I will pay her back.
- Yes ma'am, no ma'am I'm listening - Carefully, remember don't piss her off.
Every poor Alchemist has times when he dreams of marrying into riches. And that princess really had those 90-60-90 sizes, blue eyes and long blond hair. But not all things were so great. Do you know how much I suffered when I discovered that ninety nine percent of female elves are practically flat, no those small things don't count. Almost all busty elves stay in the central parts of their countries, and thought I tried many times I was never able to see one.
- Uh, yeah. Tank you o great goddess. Then I think I should start with all this dungenering, so if you excuse me I won't be taking any more of your time. - I better scram before she decides that she will play some pranks on me.
Most likely more her than me, but its situation that you either do what she wants or die in pains so...
The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.
- Of course I will listen to it.
- Another favor? Are there more than one?
- Yes it will be - What the hell it's worse than talking do insurance dealer. Before you even know not only you got hooked but you are already gnawing at a fishing rod.
Uff, that's why I hate contacting gods. You always finish being entangled in their webs, or maybe it was because that time when I was dwarf it was a spider goddess. Well for now I can only hope that she won't try to make me commit suicide. Its new life, it's too early for reincarnation.
Its looks like folks up on the surface got screwed pretty badly in their wars, and some of those are still going on. I don't know how close I am to any of those nations, thanks Calypso. But knowing life, intelligent or not, there is something ready to eat me close by.
My long time Surviving plan is pretty easy and can close in three points:
- Get stronger so no one will eat you, can dungeon core even be eaten?
- Get strong enough so when discovered by others they will want to talk first and not make my core into necklace.
- Get strong some more, overkill does not exist.
Then as that's out of the way time to start up this dungeon business.
- Let there be light!
- Fuck, not so bright, now to dark get it little brighter, yes perfect.
Now I can look around. Hm, it looks like round room around five meters in diameter with me in the middle. But neither bottom of the cave or top of it is flat, for me they look like craters from an explosion, but they are to smooth for that. So most likely my core absorbed all this stone. And right now my purple spherical fist sized core is inside tree meter high half transparent blue crystal like pillar. It's called azulit and is highly valued as material for jewelry so there may be a lot of people that will come into my dungeon with pickaxes just for it. Entrance to room is around a size where child can crawl through so it's not bad for now. As for now no one should get interested in it.
So the time has come for main attraction, open yourself status.
none
none
none
1
1
0
100%
50k/100k
3450/24H
0
0
237
345
Intelligence and wisdom is like I thought they will be, after all those are attributes of the mind so it's not weird for person that reincarnates few times to have them quite high. Names make sense, titles to, gigantic mana also makes sense for a dungeon. So that levees tree things to learn.
Not bad at all no one wants to have dirty hands on my heart, brain, kidney like core. And mana barrier makes sense in case of dungeon, with its big mana reserve it should be able to neutralize quite a lot of attacks. Now for the other one.
This is something new, and I will need to experiment with it first before I fully understanding it. There is also few different levels to get, it looks that dungeon is like few bodies with single mind. Status finished for now, time for skills.
All skills are straight forward and what you would expect from a dungeon. So it looks like it's time for work. So here we go. Uff, ehm, ara how the hell do I even move from here?