“Oh.”

  “So I dealt 14 Damage to it then? That is good, I guess.

  And I have reset my death combo, which is nice… Wait...That is not nice! Open ‘Death combo Counter’.”

  “... I didn’t even get to the top 500,000… I’ll just continue with the course. With how it has gone so far, it should not be a problem.”

  About an hour later

  “...Should there not be a popup or something?”

  “Oh right. I disabled those. Open ‘Options’.”

  “Enable popups, ‘Roger is awesome’. There we go. Open ‘recent popups’.”

  “Who cares about those horrid little creatures anyway. Open ‘status’.”

  Stats:

  Attributes:

  Titles:

  Items:

  Skills

  “Ah. A new title. Might as well check it out as well. Info: Momentum, Alacrity, Speeding.”

  “Momentum, great for taking down groups of enemies. Nice.

  Alacrity, my first active skill. Testing it out later.

  Speeding, not good at all. I’m gonna get rid of it. Let’s see, all extra status points into strength.”

  “...What? Why?”

  “So I can’t get rid of it! This is absolute shit. I’m logging out.”

  “.................what?.....”

  “...Fine. I’ll go and see if I can find Isoide.”

  “Ah, good to see you again Fred. It has been ages since you showed me your glorious presence and brought me the joy I thought I had lost when my family was murdered by the dark and evil Frogmer of castle Bertomar. I see that you have taken the chance of improving yourself seriously.

  It warms my heart to see the youth walking the path towards greatness, but to also see the curse affecting you at the same time makes me fear for your safety.”

  “Huh?”