Let’s start this beautiful chapter with … who is Kurama ?

  He is a tailed beast … And what is a tailed beast ? … Well, they are Immortal Beings made of energy created and RAISED by the ‘god-like’ figure of the ‘Sage of the Six Paths’.

  Now … At this time, Kurama was … a Kid being raised by a compassionate father who taught them about ninshu, compassion and how to guide humans …

  The GOD-LIKE figure of Hagoromo obviously had a LOT of people that revered them … And the Tailed Beasts WERE like his children … So much so that they made sanctuaries for the Tailed Beasts to live … Literal TEMPLES where they were REVERED and cared for by the humans who believed in Hagoromo …

  This is the story, this is in the story … this is the timeline of things …

  Hagoromo at this point is becoming old, on his death bed, he chooses Asura and his ‘Love, Family and Friends’ philosophy as the true successor of his ‘Ninshu’ …

  Keep in mind, the Tailed Beast’s are probably there too, because Hagoromo was THEIR FATHER … So they knew who Hagoromo chose alright ?

  Now, after this, we have Asura and Indra fight … Remember, the Tailed Beast’s knew those dudes and they knew who was the chosen one … No help was offered and they went to war between themselves and their clans …

  Now keep some things in mind, those dudes were probably revered as GOD’S … So when people saw the GODS going to war and taking sides, they obviously did the same.

  Now, at some point Asura and Indra KILLED themselves … But Hagoromo was STILL ALIVE YET, he figured that some of Indra's descendants were going to try and take Asura’s power and do the tsukiomy plan …

  You know who else knew that shit and also were revered as gods with a lot of pull with the people ? … The BIJU … You know who else Hagoromo could have asked to pass on the story ? … THE BIJU … You know what the biju, in particular Kurama, the strongest, most loved and basically the sage’s golden child did ? … FUCK-ALL that’s what he did.

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  So … We got a timeline of events, some undisclosed time in the past the Bijus were revered as gods with a literal Temple made just for them, so they could be cared for and protected …

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  They SAW Asura and Indra embroiling half the world in war as they were also probably revered as GODS, sparking holy wars all around …

  Remember that the Bijus were ALSO revered as GOD’S okay ? they had their own factions, territory and temples and shit …

  So … They saw ALL of that happening, they KNEW their fathers vision, they KNEW that not all people were like that, because they were still being REVERED at this point …

  And they chose to do NOTHING … not only that, they ABANDONED the people that revered them to … Live in the wilderness or something, the story is not clear on this …

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  Alright, so Asura and Indra die, the next generation keep the war going, but probably with people fragmenting their clans and taking other sides because they were tired of that shit …

  So a lot of new factions are blooming left and right, none of them liking each other all that much and everyone is still angry …

  The Bijus ? … Walking around apparently … Just … Walking around with their GIGANTIC BULKS and not a single fucking care for the nature around them, because they became feared like natural disasters and caused untold destruction in their ‘Strolls’ …

  So when humanity starts fearing them and becoming tired of their shit …

  Kurama decides that … it’s their fault for being in the way of his mighty fox DICK that he likes to swing around … and fuck them anyway right ? Because what are the punny humans going to do ? …

  Well, they obviously fought back because at some point, the Tailed beasts were driven away or sealed off …

  KURAMA on the other hand, was napping in the wilderness or something when MADARA finally found him and mind-controlled the shit out of him to use against Hachirama.

  Kurama get’s his ass CLAPED, it’s sealed into Mito Uzumaki and then Hachirama decides to collect the rest of the Biju and hand them out like Pokemon …

  And honestly ? Under the circumstances, can’t blame him, the Bijus were all fucking ASSHOLES that DESERVED to be sealed and imprisoned for their crimes …

  Hachirama should NOT have given them to everyone like candy, but we can forget a bit of that …

  Now, THIS, this point in history, this is 50 years or something before the main timeline, this is 50 years before we see kid Naruto.

  Hiruzen was already alive and kicking at this time.

  So this all happened in a span of a single lifetime …

  After Mito Uzumaki, Kurama was put in Kushina and then Naruto … That’s 3 Hosts … and about 50 years imprisoned …

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  Okay, we got through Kuramas history now … what is he like ? What's his personality like ? …

  Well, there is his ‘Immence Hatred’ shit going on …

  Hatred for what ? Humans of course … Why ? … Because …

  Kurama literally abandoned the Humans who revered them … Kurama saw the problems happening as the god-like brothers fought between them, festering death and hatread and shit … and decided to do nothing about it because fuck them … And then they went on to roam the land like an angry bulldozer … And when humanity got tired of their shit and fought back … Kurama got pissy because the problem he neglected and pretty much helped cause came back to bite him in the tail …

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  That’s … That’s a spoiled brat that finally received a deserved SLAP to the face … His whole story REEKS of his own laziness and lack of empathy … His ‘Hatred’ feels petty and his suffering deserved …

  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHARACTER ? …

  He is depicted as an ancient being trying to be wise and shit, but he is actually just an EMO TEENAGER listening to grunge songs and complaining that nobody understands MEEEE WAAAAAAAA while he is the cause of all of his own goddam problems …

  FUCKING HELL I’ll have to deal with a TEENAGER in the body of an Immortal GIGANTIC FOX …