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  Josh was halfway through his shift at work when he realized what he committed himself to with Alice. He had no idea how to safely inject anybody with anything let alone run an IV. He wasn’t even sure if “running an IV” meant that he needed to thread a long tube through one of Alice’s veins or if it could fit underneath the skin. Which then raised questions in his mind about if boobs even had veins in them to run an IV into and what would happen if he put saline in the wrong pce like Alice’s heart or lungs. Thankfully, a quick Google search revealed that setting up a saline infusion should be plenty easy. All he had to do was hang some bags up high and let the saline slowly flow through pstic tubes into needles that he inserted into Alice’s boobs. Inserting a needle was easy too. He needed to avoid any blood vessels and other important stuff hiding among all the fat. Under the skin. That he couldn’t see through because he didn’t have X-ray vision. On second thought, Josh realized he might need some practice first. There were plenty of people in Florida who would secure anything you wanted for a price, so getting his hands on some extra materials would be easy enough. But, how was he going to practice the inserting of the needles? Josh wracked his brain for the rest of his shift before arriving at the obvious answer. He needed to find a homeless guy and practice on him. After closing the store, Josh drove to Mad Mooney’s corner and stopped in one of the medical resale alleys. The st time he needed fast medical supplies was in college when he secured a bottle of OxyContin in order to get free entry into some exclusive frat parties. Josh hoped this foray into the criminal underground would net him more pussy than the frat parties. They had some bags, needles, and tubes in stock. The bags were actually filled with dextrose solution, but Josh remembered from the vet office that dextrose was just saline with some sugar added. He’d seen the vet use both in multiple animals, so he figured there shouldn’t be a problem to use dextrose as a testing solution. The real problem was finding a homeless person to test with. Josh crawled around for two hours in the night to no avail. Every homeless person he found came up to him muttering something barely coherent about food and cash. Josh already spent all his cash securing the medical supplies, and he wasn’t keen about bringing any of the dirty vagabonds from the street back to his apartment to get more. He was going to have to do this himself. Tomorrow. He would test it on himself tomorrow. It was 1 AM, and Josh wasn’t an idiot who was going to risk an emergency room visit because he did an experimental medical procedure on himself while he was sleep deprived. Especially since he didn’t have health insurance.  By early afternoon, Josh had everything ready to go. He’d watched a video expining a general IV drip and saw that it could take an hour or more, so he made sure to have all his materials ready and waiting nearby. He had his freshly popped popcorn, three beers in a bucket of ice, a copy of The Dark Knight loaded into his Blu-ray pyer, and his phone fully charged. He also had the two bags of dextrose solution hanging up behind him secured by some ingeniously pced duct tape. Josh pressed down on the top of his chest and inserted the needle into the yer just beneath his skin. In a normal IV, the goal was to insert the needle into a vein so that the person could receive fluids rapidly and directly into their body instead of waiting for their digestive system to process water. However, the goal of the infusion for Alice’s breast growth theory was to let the saline fill in the space of the boobs instead of letting it into the veins. Josh repeated the insertion into the other side of his chest with no problems. “This is what she was so worried about?” he thought to himself. He rolled the pstic wheels on the tubes to start the flow of liquid into his chest. Then he sat back and pressed py on the the movie. The feeling of cold liquid flowing into his body was quite soothing for Josh. It reminded him of when he took cold showers every morning before school as a kid. Except, the cold water was going inside his body instead of on the outside. The most difficult part about the whole ordeal was making sure not to jostle himself too much when he saw Batman absolutely decimate a random thug on screen. Josh didn’t realize that the bags had emptied long before the movie ended. He got up, only a little tipsy from the beers, and then, thanks to a tugging feeling on his chest, remembered he needed to take the needles out of his body before he started moving too much. Weirdly enough, even though he removed the needles, Josh could still feel the same tugging feeling on his chest as he made his way to the bathroom to pee. Josh finally looked down and took hold of his chest in his hands. “Holy shit! I kind of have boobs!” Josh was astounded that Alice’s idea actually had some merit. He rushed to the standing mirror in his bedroom and took a better look at himself. Maybe it was the beer or maybe it was the weird tingly sensation in the back of his mind, but Josh really liked the vision of a pretty woman he was seeing in the mirror. She had long dark hair, a thin frame, a nice tan, and a sick rack. She was the type of woman just begging to be used by a strong, dominant man like he was. Josh began cackling to himself. “What a ridiculous thought!” He said to himself, “The idea that I could ever look like a hot woman. I’ve gotta stop drinking after going to bed so te.” Yes, Josh was positive he didn’t actually look like a woman. His chest was mildly swollen, but it was probably a reaction from getting up before removing the needles safely. It would likely be gone by in a few hours. Josh took his chest in his hands once more and pressed his swollen flesh together to form a small sembnce of cleavage. “Still,” he thought to himself, “If I put this in a push up bra, I bet my swollen chest could pass for a pair of tits. With the right angle or something.” Josh figured he could tease Alice with the picture considering she seemed to be obsessed with the idea of him wearing a bra. He hoped it was a sign that she would be open to a threesome in the future and not that she was some sort of secret lesbian. Josh quickly settled the bra onto his body and hooked the csp behind his back thanks to weeks of practice. He scooped his much rger chest into the cups and snapped a selfie to send to Alice. Jawsh*image*Mid-day surprise! How do I look? *wink* Josh waited anxiously for Alice’s response. Five minutes passed, so he decided he could wait while getting a snack from his refrigerator. Thirty minutes after he finished his snack, Alice still hadn’t replied. Josh was starting to get worried. Normally, Alice always at least reacted in some way to the messages he sent throughout the day. He always wished she would take a bathroom break or a coffee break to have a quick chat with him instead, but he was content enough with her quick responses. It'd been an hour since he sent Alice a photo that should have sent thrills up her spine and she still hadn’t said anything. Josh’s mind started racing with possibilities. Maybe Alice ghosted him because he was too pushy. Maybe he said something wrong at the wrong time. Or a wrong thing but at the right time? Was that even a thing that could happen? Maybe Alice wasn’t really special. Maybe she was like all the other girls in Josh’s life who just ignored him or used him.Maybe this whole time, Alice was teasing him along; getting him to make a fool of himself. Josh took a deep breath. He calmed his nerves and reminded himself that Alice was probably at work. She had a dumbass boss that didn’t know how smart and valuable she was with whatever her job actually involved. He just needed to be patient and wait for her to be amazed with the photo he sent and his silly message. Five minutes ter Josh walked out the door to go to the gym to blow some steam off.  Josh put himself in the zone. He was able to get into a simple rhythm on the rowing machine that felt like he could go for hours. With every pull of the rope, he could feel his stress involving Alice’s ck of a response melting away. Except when he started thinking about relieving the stress from Alice’s ck of response. And now he was in a loop. Back to the rowing. Lean forward, bend your knees, push with your legs, pull with your arms, lean back. Lean forward, bend your knees, push with your legs, pull with your arms, lean back.Lean, bend, push, pull, lean. Lean. Alice’s face. Bend. Push. No reply. Pull. Lean. Lean. Red Bra. Bend. Boobs. Push. Pull. Lean. Lean. Bend. It’s been hours. Push. Pull. Lean. Lean. “Hey man, you okay?” Bend. Push. “Dude, are you almost done?” Pull. Wait. Did someone just insult him? Josh snapped out of his trance and whipped his head to face the two losers interrupting his workout. “What the hell is your problem?” Josh said, “I’m busy trying to get my workout in for the day.” “Not our fault you didn’t hear us. We were waving at you for, like, 3 minutes.”“I thought you were on something to be honest.” Josh didn’t have time for this. These guys were being hostile to him just because they were a little taller and slightly better looking than him. He deserved to have his time. He paid for the annual membership! Josh sprung out of the seat of the rowing machine and lunged forward at the idiot on his left. The guy was too slow to realize Josh was even moving before he was shoved backwards by Josh’s mighty thrust. “Back the fuck up right now!” Josh excimed. He put his fists in the air and faced the other dumbass who couldn’t respect people’s time. “You want some?” The guy’s face twisted into something ugly and fierce. For a split second, Josh wondered if this was the best idea. After all, there were two of them and they were both rger than Josh was. They probably spent most of their time traveling from gym to gym just working out every day just so they’d have an advantage in a fight. Josh shook the thought from his mind. They’d started this, so he was going to finish it. He readied himself to throw a powerful knock out punch at the guy standing in front of him when he heard a booming voice come from behind him. “You guys need to calm the fuck down.” The guy Josh shoved spoke up, “Tell that to this creep. All we did was ask him if he was done using the machine and he started attacking us.” His friend chimed in next, “Yeah. The guy is a total psycho.” Josh expected no less from two bullies. He was used to them taking each other’s side all the time. Josh turned around to argue his case and came face to chest with the source of the booming voice. Josh looked up and saw a sculpted gym bro god. He had short blonde hair and startling blue eyes. His muscles were sparkling from an enticing coating of sweat that glistened between every nook and cranny of the man’s bulging muscles. Josh felt like a tiny child standing next to the man. This wasn’t the man you argued with or fought. This was the man you… Josh felt the tingle in the back of his mind as he struggled to finish the thought. He wasn’t sure what he felt ready to do for Gym Bro. He couldn’t discern the origin of the tingly sensation that crept from his mind to spread across his entire body. He didn’t want to think about how good it felt to hold Gym Bro’s gaze. He needed to leave. “Fuck this,” Josh said. He quickly turned away and power walked to the exit. He needed to get away from Gym Bro and the two morons as soon as he could before he did something stupid like give Gym Bro a hug or whatever. The guy was being an idiot too; barging into Josh’s business like that. Like some sort of prince or a knight or something. As he neared the door, Josh took a chance to gnce back at Gym Bro one more time just to confirm that his mind wasn’t pying tricks on him. The two morons were already on the rowing machine as if nothing even happened. “It figures,” Josh thought to himself, “guys like them go around ruining people’s days and never even think about the consequences.” Then Josh noticed Gym Bro was practically gring at him. Josh felt his heart beat faster. Nope. This was obviously a fight or flight type of moment. Gym Bro was dangerous. Josh needed to run this time. He skipped out the door and leapt into his car before speeding all the way home. Josh didn’t rex until he was safely back in his apartment with the door locked behind him. Which was also exactly the time he realized that he’d completely forgotten his gym bag with his water bottle, sweat towel, and extra clothes next to the rowing machine. This day just kept finding new ways to screw with him. Josh needed something to get his mind off Gym Bro and those piercing eyes and the hot flushed feeling he felt when staring at the glistening Hercules of a man and… Josh opened Discord and was pleasantly surprised to see Alice finally responded to him. BustBunnyOMGYOU LOOK AMAZING! (-edited-) Josh took a deep sigh of relief. This was exactly what he needed. JawshI had a feeling you would like this. *grin face* BustBunnyI’m fbbergasted. You’re literally spilling out of the cups. JawshAll just a combination of muscle growth and angles. Plus my chest was swollen a bit recently. Josh knew he couldn’t admit to practicing with the dextrose solution. That could poke a hole in his story of being a medical expert. BustBunnyThat’s some pretty epic swelling. Are your nipples starting to get itchy? That was weird. Josh was, in fact, experiencing some itchiness in his chest recently, but he figured it was simply because of his muscles growing or a random skin irritation. JawshA little yeah. Why? Is it bad? BustBunnyNot at all! Not everyone experiences the itching. I basically never felt it no matter what dose I used on the routine. But some people said it would happen. JawshThat’s kind of weird. I wonder if that means there’s something bad with the supplements. Maybe it’s a bad batch or something. BustBunnyTrust me, it’s fine. If anything it’s a sign things are actually working. That sealed it in Josh’s mind. The women using this crap felt their skin itch and got convinced their boobs were growing because they took some magic pills. It was crazy the lengths women would go through to avoid the simplest and easiest answers to their problems. JawshI’ll trust you *heart*What I was saying before though about the braI think it just looks better because the bra adds support and stuff, right? So obviously it’s hard to tell the difference in the photo. You were talking about not seeing progress before but maybe it’s just because you always have the bra on BustBunny*smug face*I see what you’re getting at JawshJust trying to be helpful BustBunnyNo, it’s cute. I like it. I’ll py along *wink*I guess it’s only fair that I show you mine since you’ve shown me yours. JawshI mean if you want to put it that way. I like to make things fair BustBunnyAnd you’ve been so sweet and good. You even gave me a nice surprise. Jawsh I’m gd you liked it. BustBunnyI think you deserve a little reward.*image* There they were.In all their magnificent glory. Josh’s pn finally worked perfectly. He got an image of Alice’s tits without her wearing a stupid bra. They were perfect. Josh couldn’t exactly expin why, but something about earning the image of boobs instead of paying for them made the image more special. It was like catching a fish instead of buying one at the grocery store. JawshI’m not trying to be rude, but you have some nice breasts. BustBunny*blush face*You really think so? JawshYeah! You’ve got a sick rack *heart* BustBunnyLolYou’re silly. I mean, thank you. That means a lot. WooI’ve been super nervous to show my body off to anyone for a long time, but…I don’t know. You’re always so positive and encouraging. JawshYou make it easy for me. You’re an amazing person Alice. BustBunny*heart* I’m super excited to see you soon! JawshYou figured out when you’re coming down? BustBunnyShit. I completely forgot to mention! I was working myself half to death today finishing up a few st minute details on some projects. I’ve got one more big one to complete, but I went ahead and scheduled a flight for two weeks from now. Does that work? I can move the specific date no problem. Jawsh2 weeks? Sounds perfect! We’re going to have so much fun together. BustBunnyHell yes we are! I mean, obviously, I want to prioritize learning how to do the infusions, but I definitely want to spend some personal time with you not just about NBE. Personal time? Did that mean what Josh thought it meant? Jawsh Personal time? BustBunnyHeheheheYou have to py the game sweetie *wink* I’m absolutely beat. And I’m probably going to be fairly AFK for a bit outside of the updates.But I’ll see you in 2 weeks! Squeeee JawshSee you in 2 weeks *heart* Josh couldn’t even close out of the window before leaping out of his chair and fist pumping the air. It was happening. It was finally happening! The sexiest woman in his whole life was flying across an entire country; all to come see him. This was better than his stupid Ex. This was better than the air-headed socialites infesting Orndo. This was better than weird Gym Bro induced stomach butterflies. Alice was coming.