Do you think it’s a coincidence that greatest of all time spells goat, plump and ready for slaughter, just like your father and all that he sacrificed, sprinkling seed all over her face, raising the sproutlings and harvesting the fruit, ripe and ready, live, laugh, love, and what would you do, so many questions, under the heavens and their hierarchy, this whole time it was simplicity and I was just answering the obvious, but I came and saw and conquered, watch as my head enters my ass, I may as well be god, I'm the greatest…

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