Chapter 12: Princess

  I might be pying with fire, but I’m a dragon so who gives a fuck? I spent my whole human life living way too safely and look how that turned out? All I got out of it was anxiety, depression and regret. Sure, I wrote a few hundred books, but what did that do for me in the end?

  Potentially allowed us to be reborn as a dragon.

  Okay, what are the odds that we, I mean, ‘I’ was reincarnated as a dragon in this world that seems eerily simir to something I would write just because I was an author in my st life?

  This is exactly what we believed. This is exactly what we wrote about in our stories.

  Not ‘exactly’, but yeah, I get your point. In Isekai Protagonism, the belief is that you basically reincarnate into another world based on your own desires and merits. To be fair, it’s not much different from Karma, Heaven and Hell, all that kinda shit. They’re all about reincarnation.

  Samsara.

  Basically, yeah. Or something like that at least.

  “Aaaah~!” A scream woke me up immediately! I looked over at the bloodied face of my kidnapper and then behind him.

  “Raououou~!” He was getting mauled by a fucking cougar. Or is it a mountain lion? Either way, RIP random mustache dude. Never even introduced himself. Poor bastard must’ve had -5000 plot armor.

  “Welp… So much for my grand scheme.” I sighed dramatically and easily slipped out of the ropes he wrapped around me. The man screamed in agony for a few more seconds, before his neck was torn open by those massive jaws. He stabbed a knife through the kitty-cat’s left eye, not killing it instantly… But it didn’t take long before the beast colpsed onto the corpse of its meal.

  Eat.

  “I never did get a decent meal, huh?” I looked at the man, but wasn’t too interested in his human meat. Not really cannibalism or any moral reasons, I just thought the mountain lion looked tastier than the unlucky guy. Smelled better too.

  I walked over to the side of the beast and tore open the flesh with my cws. It was so easy. The fur got stuck to my hands because of the blood though, which was more annoying than anything else. Then I started biting into the hot and wet muscle tissue. The meat was a little chewy, but because it was so fresh, the taste was pretty damn good. I always liked sushi and sashimi as a human, but I never had the balls to try any raw meat that didn’t belong to an aquatic creature before my rebirth.

  “Over here!” Someone shouted from the woods and I panicked for a moment. I could probably climb inside the mountain lion to hide or just scamper away. But do I wanna really escape? Do I actually ‘need’ to escape?

  Wouldn’t it be nice to become the mount of some sexy Princess and get lots of virgins sacrificed to me? Umm, not sure whether I’d be expected to eat or fuck the virgins though… Either way, being a pet isn’t that big of a deal. I’ve basically spent my whole life as a pet. It’s a lot more comfortable than being free but alone.

  Hide.

  “Fuck me.” I breathed out a long sigh and took another bite of meat. Then I spread my wings, flying up into the tree canopy.

  “Up there!” Someone shouted from below, but the arrows that followed were missing by a lot. It was too easy to hide from their attacks. Especially once I made it above the trees-

  “Gotcha!” And then I smacked face-first into gigantic tits! Well, gigantic compared to my tiny body at least. The woman cackled madly and hugged me with an insane amount of strength! “Awww~! So precious~! Are you a boy or a girl?” Without a care, the crazy bitch flipped me over and ‘sexed’ me! Then she grinned, “Perfect! A boy! Goddess, such a handsome baby boy too!” She maniputed my head left and right, then flipped me over and pyed with my wings casually, running her hands along my tail as ‘Sunny’ fpped its gargantuan wings so loudly that I felt like I was gonna go deaf!

  “Your Highness, be careful!” Another feminine voice came from behind the Noble girl, “He’s still a dangerous wild dragon. He hasn’t been domesticated yet.”

  “Don’t tell me what to do, Brat!” The woman screamed at the other one, both of them looking somewhat simir… Then she turned back to face me and used a cloth to wipe the blood off my body carefully, “Sunny Dear~! Take us home~! We can’t risk this precious baby getting hurt out here in the wilderness!”

  “Roaaaaaaar~!” The Wyvern responded loudly and then I noticed that the scenery was actually changing pretty rapidly. Yet the wind barely affected us at all. Almost like we were inside a bubble or at least had a windshield protecting us. The fact that the gigantic creature could fly at all made me wonder if it actually had some psychic powers? Like Aerokinesis or some shit.

  That’s another reason why I’m tempted to not escape. Because what if there are special secret techniques they’ll teach me? Or some special growth methods they’ve mastered? What if I don’t reach my full potential by living in the wild?

  We will suffer greatly because of this decision. We always suffer. Why can’t we just be free? Why do we need to try so hard?

  “Rao~!” I blinked my eyes cutely and made a little high-pitched noise, which caused the woman to ‘daaaw~!’ uncontrolbly.

  “Aww~!” Even the other woman couldn’t help looking over Her Majesty’s shoulder to see me. The moon was so bright. Made me remember… Halloween. Anyway, the point is that they could see me and I could easily see them. Though hearing was a lot more difficult because of all the noise. Even if we weren’t getting bsted by the wind as hard as I expected, it was still like riding in the car with the windows down.

  “He looks like a Southeastern Breed, but I can’t be sure.” The tiara-wearing girl was rubbing my head with her thumbs, “He doesn’t have any horns or spines. Could just be too young, but he might also be one of the Ornamental Dwarf Breeds. Like the Dals Pixie Drakes or the Vancouver Mini Wyverns. But those are usually much more colorful and eye-catching.”

  “I think his eyes and wings are beautiful and eye-catching enough though.” The other girl smiled down at me, her dark eyes scanning my body and giving me chills for some weird reason. “He looks young. Really young.”

  “He does.” My captor grinned and revealed her shiny white teeth, “I hope he grows up big and strong, but even if he doesn’t, a dragon is still a dragon. If he’s too small for me to ride, then he’ll be small enough to ride me, hahaha~!”

  “Your Majesty!” The woman seemed shocked and appalled.

  “Oh don’t be such a prude, Josephine.” The horny woman giggled and kept molesting my scales, giving an honestly amazing massage. Then again, I’d never really had a serious massage before in my old life. No, maybe there was once or twice? But nothing like having a giantess easily manipute and massage my whole body like that!

  “Purrr~!” I couldn’t help closing my eyes and almost falling asleep. I was pretty tired after all. My belly was full… I didn’t feel like I needed to worry about anything.

  We were careless.

  Maybe, maybe not. We’ll see what happens after a nice, long nap…