)[tink] okay that's cool,... But that doesn't solve the real issue right now: I'm 6 in tall,... And not that strong, I can carry a rabbit with some difficulty,.. But not a human!

  [ Yami]( tosses her a knife)

  cut. the. pieces. up.... Namely the heads, arms and legs from the Torsos... You Can ignore the ones in the holes, the torsos will wegh around 55 lb.

  [ Tink]...( flies off with a knife)

  I need assistants.

  [ yami] and I plan to get them,( lower tone) you slut[ the Middle English usage of the world: "a dirty, untidy, or slovenly woman"].

  ....( yami activates illusion[lv3]: Auto: something needing protection, on Maria as she's waking up)

  Maria Corvin pov

  ( she wakes up, to the site of a small scared little boy)

  [ Maria].... Well, who are you?

  [ the child] I-Im the dungeon lord ma-mam.{ the person who owns this place,whelp.}

  [maria]..so your the one who set up all those traps?

  [the child]..I..I was so scaired(tears){i needed some start-up experiance.}

  [maria](parental instincts activate)....it's okay.

  (she hugs the kid)

  .....how did you know i was female?

  [the child].(emberesed)...........you smelled nice.{i checked your status, and examined your bodie's exterior}

  ....you look hungry,...want some snakies?{you need to eat,..here}(holds out a rabit-bit to her)

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  [maria].....it looks delishious.

  (she pops one in her mouth, then hugs the child closer)

  end pov

  [yami]....oooookay.....she's hugging me.......halp.....

  [tink in another room humming "staying alive" wile she drags the visera and severed limbs]..how the hell do i know this song?......chest compreshions....well atlest it's catchy.

  (after finishing she returns with the loot sacks to the two eating rabit)

  ......i advise absorbing these items as soon as posible.

  [yami]..oh!.. i forgot about those, empty your sacks!

  [tink]....gross.(she pours the contence out: candles, candle holders, bed mats, blankets, heath potions, mana potions, books, clothes, a table, and some tomatos and corn)

  [yami]..well shit, thats convieant.....

  (gulps the mana potion down, and makes a smaller room)

  ....escort this lady to her room...and make the room look nice to her, i haven't made cell doors yet.

  (Laying on the mat, bored, yami examines his status screen)

  Intelligence cannot be summed up in a number; Let's see if I can get more in depth description of the stat.

  ( touches the status screen where it says " intelligence")

  .... Well that's more precise, and logical then just summing a largely veried atribute to a number, but I have a feeling that if I keep going I'll just end up seeing almost infinitely smaller numbers.