Nil: Chancharanchan! I’ll skip the long introduction! Welcome to Arcana Radio! Here, I am with my assistant today.

  Hy: Hydrangea here.

  Nil: Aaaaand…Dylan is not here, huh?

  Hy: That’s right my lord. However, we are not one pervert short.

  Mil: Hellowww!~

  Nil: You?! We are not going to the extra length to pay you for this! Just so you know!

  Mil: It’s fine! I don’t have any use of money! Just let me hang out!

  Hy: See? Another pervert on the fray.

  Nil: Tell me honestly Hydrangea. You and Dylan won’t be shifting jobs here with Milin as the replacement.

  Hy: Oh? That’s actually a good idea. Why don’t we let her take my place, permanently…

  Mil: That’s a good idea!

  Nil: Hey, hey. You can’t take away the straight man here. Our program will just be composed of perverts.

  Hy: Ohoh? So I am the straight man here?!

  Mil: It’s nice working with you!~

  Hy: The fuck did I got myself into…

  Nil: It’s a little late for that.

  Mil: Yeah! For now, let’s get on the program, shall we?

  Hy: Go on…

  Nil: Ehem! Today, we are going to have a little chat with our guest about her woes in life.

  Mil: Let’s call for her!

  Hy: Who could it be…?

  Mimi: Hi, hi! Mimi here!

  Hy: You call this a troubled individual?

  Mimi: That’s a little rude!

  Hy: FYI. I am fucking rude and honest.

  Nil: Hydrangea being herself. There’s nothing more refreshing than hearing her swear!

  Mil: Hahaha!

  Knock Knock

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  Flow: My lord, we’ve run out of shampoo!

  Nil: F-Flow! Not now! We are currently airing!!

  Flow: Gah! Sorry!

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  Mimi: What was that?

  Hy: Don’t mind it.

  Mimi: But he said…

  Hy: Don’t mind it.

  Mimi:…

  Nil: Now, now! Hey, you, you said you have problems.

  Mimi: I really can’t believe how people treat me differently! I am cute too you know!

  Nil: Ah, Hy, did you put my pudding in the fridge?

  Hy: No problem. It’s sure to chill perfectly.

  Mil: Oh, pudding, huh? I hope Milday is eating well.

  Mimi: SEE?!

  Nil: Well, first of all, you’re not that famous. Second, you can grow THAT.

  Mimi: What’s so bad about it?! People have fetishes for that too! Also, I am popular…I guess…

  Mil: I guess?

  Hy: You’re just one of those generic maid stuff.

  Mimi: Eh? Look at my horns, look at my cute fluffy tail! Also, don’t I remind you of that show? That one with dragon maid?

  Nil: Careful there, we don’t have a parody tag!

  Mil: I guess it is also the fact that you can grow THAT! On a side note, how big is yours?

  Mimi: Eehh? Is that really relevant…

  Hy: It’s for our evaluation purpose.

  Mimi: Uhuh…hmmm…about…I guess…if it’s fully…e-erect…3…3 to 4…inc-…wait! This is…!

  Nil: She said 3 to 4.

  Hy: I heard it.

  Mil: Oh, not bad for someone your size.

  Mimi: Don’t make fun of me! I am a perfect girlfriend material you know! I am blonde, I have beautiful blue eyes, I have horns, I can do house chores and I wear a really sexy pantyhose!

  Nil: Stop selling yourself here.

  Hy: What a whore.

  Mil: Are you perhaps a slut?

  Mimi: I came here for advice and more screen time, not to be berated and looked down!! All of you are so mean! Can someone be a little nicer to me?!

  Nil: You came to the wrong place! Hahahaha!

  Hy: Indeed. I feel like dumping some frustration on being the toy here.

  Mil: Too bad! I think pops will be your ally in this situation but he is not here for today!

  Mimi: Uhhh….*sniff*…this is not what I’ve imagined…

  Nil: Well, cheer up, at least you get some spotlight here!

  Hy: Indeed. But I do think trying to gain some popularity while the novel itself is unpopular really makes you look like an idiot.

  Mil: I don’t want to date someone who transforms into a humongous monster too. And someone who grow THAT.

  Mimi: Why are you so hung up with THAT?!

  Nil: Well, well, calm down. Let’s hear more of your first world troubles.

  Mimi: No! I’m done! This isn’t even the least helpful at all!

  Hy: My, that was too soon for you to crack, nevertheless, it was enjoyable.

  Mimi: Shut up, shitty midget fairy!

  Hy: Warranting a beating, huh? Fucking mongrel!

  Nil: Calm down you two.

  Mimi: Eat shit, Dick face!

  Nil: HEY! I know I am being a dick but my face is not one!

  Mil: Hahaha! This is the best! When everything’s getting out of control here feels the best!

  Mimi: I can’t take it anymore! To hell with getting popular! To hell with selling my good points!

  Nil: You really are selling yourself…

  Mimi: Shut up! To hell with you! No one, even from Asagao’s side cared that much for me except Asagao and Topaz!

  Hy: Aren’t they kind enough to give you attention?

  Mil: YEAH! RAGE SOME MORE! SHOW US HOW ANGRY YOU ARE!

  Nil: You stupid maid! Don’t pour oil on the raging fire!

  Mimi: YEAH! YEAH, YOU! THAT’S RIGHT, I AM TALKING TO YOU, THE READERS! LOOK AT ME AND STARE INTO THE ABYSS! THAT’S RIGHT, GO FU--! Hmmpphhmm!!

  Nil: Quick! Tie her up! Gag her mouth with something! We can’t let her adding more tags to this novel!

  Hy: What tag?

  Nil: Reader interactive tag! We don’t have that one! See?!

  Mil: That some dedication…screen capping it…

  Mimi: HMMPHPHPPHHHHHHMMMMPPPPP!!!

  Nil: Yeah! Thank you too for participating in today’s segment!

  Hy: Clearly that’s not what she really wanted to say.

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  Flow: Lord Nil! Not done yet?! I really need that shampoo!

  Nil: Go fuck yourself!!

  Flow: Aw…

  Mil: HAHAHAHA! haha..HAHAHA! Holy shit…my sides! HAHAHA!

  Hy: I think we can’t continue further. I am really sorry for the mess and all the swearing they have done.

  Nil: That’s the last thing we wanted to hear from you!

  Hy: Good riddance everyone.