Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~
Hy: Hydrangea…
Nil: That won’t do Hy, we’re on air now! Even if you just pretend, that’ll do!
Hy: Come on. Face it Nil. This is just an unpopular radio show, why do I have to take it seriously?
Nil: Hy, you can’t say that on air!
Hy: What the hell!? We’re a radio now? We’re just a novel awhile ago and now, we’re a radio show? Do you think this can raise our review and view count?
Nil: Hy, stop that! We shouldn’t be saying that! Our listeners will think twice of our credibility.
Hy: Listeners? They are technically readers rather than listeners. Are you saying that we pretend to be a radio hosts to these fake listeners?
Nil: Can’t you just go with the flow? I’m asking you a simple thing.
Hy: Tsk.
Nil: Take two.
Hy:……
Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~
Hy: Hydrangea!~ How is everyone doing?!~
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Nil: Uwaah…Creepy!
Hy:……
Nil: Ahem, sorry. This is my super duper cute partner, Hydrangea!~
Hy: So, what are we going to do today?
Nil: Oh that’s a good question. Today we are going to discuss about a certain character!~
Hy: Who could that be?
Nil: She has an initial of A and L! She is an impulsive girl with unbreakable mind. Her resolve may falter but she always tries to protect her friends and love ones. This character has a solid impression for all the readers who’ve come this far!
Hy: Asagao…
Nil: Hey! Why?! What the hell are saying?!
Hy: It’s fucking obvious! She is the main protagonist and the initials are obvious! Also, because this is our first *ahem* on air, it is evident that we will discuss the MC right off the bat!
Nil: Still, do you really have to reveal it that quickly?
Hy: This is pointless. I am not getting paid for this!
Nil: We aren’t getting paid for this! The author is poor so obviously he can’t give us our pay!
Hy: I want out of this! Take me off from this segment, rather, just remove me entirely in the story!
Nil: That’s no good! We don’t appear much in the story and you want to be completely removed?!
Hy: Because I am not getting paid for this! This is an abuse of labor! Slavery!
Nil: Still, he did created us…you know…
Hy:……
Nil: Even our script is being written by him. We can’t do anything about it. See? Even now, this line is written by him!
Hy: This is ridiculous…
Nil: What? Are you thinking about his paradox? *Thinking*
Hy: What was that?
Nil: What was that what?
Hy: in your line earlier, there’s this word with asterisks.
Nil: Ah, that’s a command action given by the author. If I may say, it is like this. *Thinking*
Hy: So, it gives an effect of an action?
Nil: Basically.
Hy: Hey, author. Give me some of those!
Nil: Be careful of what you wish for.
Hy: Hmph! I believe author is a reasonable man, even if he is poor.
Nil: Not so sure about that…
Hy: Come on. Give me one of those commands.
Nil:……
Hy: *climaxing*
Nil:Hahahahaha! Bwahahaha!
Hy: Fuck you!!! Hnghh! No! Stop!
Nil: I told you! This guy is an asshole!
Hy: Off! Off! End this freaking…Hngghh! Chapter!
Nil: Thank you for your brief time! We’re going off air now! Bye! See you next time!
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