Nil: Chan charan chan chan! Welcome to Arcana Radio! I am your host, Nil, with my trusted companion!~
Hy: Hydrangea here…
Nil: I thought I told you to give it more energy…
Hy: Never mind that, this radio thingy is still going?!
Nil: Of course! It’s actually for additional view count…
Hy: This author again, huh…what a twat. So, what are we going to talk about today?
Nil: Today, we are going to have an additional host, a temporary one though. Also, a guest speaker!
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Hy: Haa…go introduce them.
Nil: First is the new member, here comes one of my trusted subordinate, Dylan!
Dy: Hello, hello! Thank you for having me!
Hy: Oh no…
Nil: Dylan, say something about yourself!
Dy: Hahaha! I like boobs and butts! I like em’ big! Big ol’ titties and asses! And booze!
Nil: That’s our Dylan!
Hy: An honest geezer to the point it makes me want to puke…
Dy: Well then, I think that’s enough for me, right? Any more than that and that would be a spoiler. The author doesn’t have a choice but to bleet my words.
Hy: Just introduce our guest…
Nil: Okay! Our guest for today’s segment is…none other than Asagao, the MC herself! Applause!
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Nil: Good morning, Asagao. Please say something about yourself.
Gao: …
Hy: Oh my…
Dy: Little girl, it’s your cue…
Gao: Why do I have to be dragged into this?
Nil: Why you ask? You are the MC! What other reasons there could be to not invite you?!
Gao: Huh? What’s with this chapter?! Hey, take me out of here!
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Dy: That’s no good. We won’t profit at all.
Hy: We don’t profit at all, you dumbass.
Nil: Can’t you be a nice little shit to me for once?!
Gao: No! If anything else, I want to crack open that cranium of yours and impale any sword I can see to it! Next, I will go and proceed to hack this twisted author’s brain and feed it to a dragon!
Hy: That’s no good, Asagao. What if the dragon’s stomach aches? You should probably throw it in a volcano or something.
Dy: Woah, biting the fingers of the man feeding you?
Gao: He doesn't feed us.
Dy: That’s just a…nevermind.
Hy: If you would Asagao, just play along.
Gao: Well, if Hydrangea asks of me, I don’t mind.
Nil: That’s a strong biasness…
Gao: Um…A-Asagao…here…wait…how many people are going to read this?!
Nil: Depends. Just give everything you got.
Gao: R-Right…I’m Asagao…twenty years old in a body of a nine years old girl, the main character of Blooming thorn. As for my likes, I like games with post-apocalyptic settings! They are just simply cool to play seeing how tragic one’s world has become and trying to survive and save it!
Dy: Gahahaha! If I ever have a chance, I’ll make you a game like that!
Gao: I kind of like that game where an android with blindfold runs around and even rides a pig…
Nil: Asagao! We can’t make references like that here!
Hy: This again, Nil…
Gao: You know what, I’m out of here…
Nil: Wait, that’s still not enough! Say something more!
Dy: Yeah, more about your likes and dislikes, hobbies and what you are scared of!
Gao: I’m totally fine with ghosts and I don’t have any particular dislikes in food…If I say, I like okra the most. I don’t like…being lonely…use the story as a reference. Lately, I’ve been getting hooked on weaponry and I love seeing elegant and beautiful swords. I don’t like pain, I don’t like Nil, I don’t like the sea that much because I can’t swim, I don’t like alcohol since that incident, I don’t like Nil, and mostly, I don’t like Nil.
Nil: Are you really asking for it?!
Hy: Now, now. At least we have at least three similarities.
Dy: What could it be?
Hy: Like, I don’t like Nil, I don’t like Nil, and mostly, I don’t like Nil.
Nil: So redundant…you two are nothing but FC duo. You two are just lucky to be blessed with a good character design!
Dy: Yeah…why does this novel have so many handsome and beautiful characters!? Also, there are too many old men.
Gao: Don’t ask me. I just got this body by accident.
Hy: Beats me. Maybe it is like Dylan. You don’t like to synthesize devils because you don’t like to create a dick.
Dy: Duh?! Who would want to create that?! A guy creating dicks are…gosh! Unlike creating a woman’s sexual organ, I get to mold my ideal woman.
Hy: And you are lusting after your own creation.
Dy: Leave me alone.
Nil: That can’t be helped, you know! They are really curvaceous, bootylicious and erotic! Dylan is such a good guy to create them and includes them in the plot!
Dy: Shucks!
Gao: Oh? So you lusted after Topaz too?
Dy: Nah. The time I created and synthesize a devil with her, she was still an immature bud like this blue fairy here. Well, now, I can say, she’s getting that damn dynamite body, just like her sisters.
Hy: Excuse me, Author, could you give me a moment here?
*Giving Hydrangea a moment to strangle Dylan*
Hy: I appreciate it.
Nil: Wow…now Dylan has to leave. Maybe the author got tired of making additional lines for him. You’re no fun, Hy.
Gao: Can I get out of here now?
Nil: No, you white-haired loli. You might as well fill in Dylan’s place.
Gao: I refuse!
Nil: Oh, in the recent chapter, you are already falling in *BEEP*!
Gao: NOOO!! I thought we are not allowed to do that?!
Hy: I’m sorry, Asagao. This hypocrite here simply sees how it is fun to tease you. I must say, you made tons of character fell for you too.
Gao:…Eh?
Nil: What was that, Hy? But you made someone fall in love with you too, right?! That man, even though he is developing a sister complex, he is still addicted to you.
Hy: I thought…arrgghh!
Gao: Wait, who are we talking about here?
Hy: None of your business. Haa…just…get me out of here…please…
Nil: That won’t do! The author needs you for special chapters.
Gao: What special chapters? Do I get one too?
Nil: No! You absolutely won’t be getting one!
Hy: Damn this segment…can we end it already?!
Nil: Guess it can’t be helped…
Gao: Finally…
Nil: Thank you for your brief time! We’re going off air now! Bye! See you next time!
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