(in the black, white, chartreuse, Alberta, seafoam green, and all the other colors, city of toontown, a monochum toon is driving his new sports jalopy around Inkwell, the oldest part of Toontown, and founded by the monocrum: James the hobo.[soon some visiting animes had children with some of the monocrums, cementing a social bond, even making another town near-by, soon more and more of the races: roto, polycrum, biziro, anthr, all of them untill the it became great metropolis Toontown became] )

  ....(albert takes out his pocket watch)

  [albe] HORSE-RADISH! if I'm nut home soon my goil's gonna chase mi with the pan..again.

  (the car grows legs and runs)

  ..im too tired fer makup lovin.

  ( eventually he colids with someone else's long-car)

  [a brute toon]..AIY, you'ze mug!, you toatled my car!

  [albe] my apologies good soir, i wuz just speedin back home to my goil.

  [the brute toon](thinks).... well after wi exchange auto-info, and you'ze tell me the address, an i can wallop you in the direction of your home, and send your car to yu.

  [albe] oh, thank yus kind sir

  (they both produce cards from there pockets)

  ..alright, im ready! it's northeast.

  ( the brute gives him an uppercut, sending him flying with a wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, untill he crashes through the wall of his apartment)

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  *creshkrkl*

  ...honey, im home!

  (a pretty female toon with short black hair, pearl wight skin,a full hourglass figure, puffy lips, and a deep mauve dress walks in)

  [andrea].. *sigh*, and i thought i would have the excuse to do the thing with the bubblegum.

  (the car crashes through the wall)

  (she smiles)....nevermind.

  (Andrea picks Albert by the scruff and kicks the car out)

  [albert]..ho-honney, i can explain.

  [andrea]..no need

  (she produces a wide head brush from her cleavage and paints over the wall, closing it)

  you'll make it up to me in the bedroom.

  (boops his nose)

  [albert]...*gulp*

  (after 29 hours of sexy-sex-sex-dinner-sex, the apology lovin is finished)

  (addressing you: the readers).....you guys out there have any hambergers?....no?..alright

  (Albert get out of the rubber glove covered bed, to the kitchen to have a boul of bacon soup)

  [andrea]..*mmmh*. come back to bed my little code-monkey.

  [albert]..*hng*, don't call me that.

  (he go's back to snugle, and several hours later)

  ...im off for another drive.

  (she wishes him good luck)

  ( he fixes his car with a pencil, and drives off)

  (he hums "jump on the ground", and after after finishing his drive thrugh martini, he is surounded by a magic circle, and is transported to a weird place of mages and palidens, you've already read the events after that, so here is what happened after)

  (after he stops running, in a forest)

  .....now what?

  (as he's standing there, a goblin beans him)

  ...(he turns around)

  oh, a freindly greeting?

  (produces a giant mallet from his pocket and in one swoop, leaves only a puddle)

  ....whoopie pies.[translation: shit]

  ..that never happened before.

  ......(pokes it).....

  (slightly panicked, he takes out his pencil and re-draws the goblin)

  .......(the goblin there looks oddly cuter, now looking like a small green child in a grass skirt)

  [gob]...........(it opens its eyes)..oh my gob!, what the gob happened!, I remember it hurted all over, then nuttin!

  (gob holds his head)...i remember i was suposed to get food for the other gobs.

  [albert]..well i have food, lead me to them.

  (gob then leads Albert to his home)