There’s a new species

  of insect fluttering among us!

  It’s called Akari Insecta Loveabugus!

  The discovery was made by

  scientist, Stanley Stephens

  and his assistant, Ashley Peters!

  Currently, there aren’t any pesticides

  that will work on the critter

  but there are reports of households

  falling in love with the dear!

  The only words she knows are

  milk, coffee, and chocolate

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  and she will surely dip her hands

  into your pockets!

  When she says coffee,

  she really means soda pop

  and she’ll drink it if it’s cold,

  lukewarm or hot!

  Don’t leave your milk out

  and turn your back,

  cuz she’ll drink it up

  in a minute or a sec!

  Akari Insecta Loveabugus

  is both torturer of pets

  and humans!

  Hear all the ruckus she makes

  with the noise she thinks is amusing!

  Beware of the traps of toys

  in the floor that she leaves behind

  and be ready to spend money

  when she swings on your blinds!

  She’ll commandeer your

  phone, tablet, and computer

  then giggle and smile

  when you get after her!

  If you spot handprints

  and crayon markings

  on the lower part of your wall,

  it’s probably her doing,

  cuz she’s only yay feet

  and a few inches tall!

  If you bring home Mickey D’s,

  she’ll swarm around your fries

  and with batting her eyes

  she’ll say, “Pretty please!”

  She’ll play with your refrigerator door,

  leave it open

  and let her little critter friends in

  and she really loves

  to jump on beds!

  If there’s puddles

  of water in the kitchen,

  you better believe

  she tried to wash the dishes!

  Yes, a curious case this has been!

  This has been your reporter, L M Stephens.

  I’m signing off,

  whew, I think I need my bed!

  - dedicated to Akari Rae Stephens with love