Ode to Madeline?

  Wait a fudging second…

  Madeline!

  Madeline!!!!

  MADELINEEEEEEE!!!!

  WHERE’S CHAPTER 12??????

  “I’m unhappy.”

  AAAAASAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE…

  ”Hello, everyone, or whoever’s reading. This is Madeline. Here to announce that the fated chapter 12 is coming… soon. Well, not really.”

  …Hoo… Haaa… Darn, that hurts. But anyway, yeah, tell ‘em, Maddy!

  “Excuse me?”

  Maddy! It’s like the shortened “Madeline”.

  “I’m unhappy.”

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

  ”So. The author is currently away for exams. Thus, there won’t be a chapter 12. Since there is no chapter in this supposed chapter of Ode to Madeline, here are a couple of jokes to lighten the mood. Mr. BP, would you do the honour?”

  Ughhh… Maybe when I’m… feeling… less… abused…

  Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.

  ”I’m unhapp—-”

  NOOOOo! What I meant was: JOKES!!! GOAT HOKES! Shoot, wait. GOAT BOKES! Wait, wait, wait, I meant: GOAT JOJES! Wait, hold on.

  Ahem.

  Gyatt jokes!

  DAMN!

  ”Language.”

  SORRY! SORRY! My apologies, Ma’am! Okay, anyway, here goes:

  What is a goat’s favourite animal at the zoo?

  ”I don’t know. A goat?”

  An alli-goat-tor!

  “Nope. You’ll have to try harder than that!”

  Okay. Okay. What does a goat have for breakfast?

  ”What?”

  Goat-meal!

  ”Haaaa… I’m bored. Got any more?”

  Madeline, you’ve goat-ta be kidding me! Anyway, what do you call a goat that swims super fast?

  “What?”

  MOTOR-GOAT!!!!!!

  ”Not impressed.”

  Sigh…. Alright. Here we goat again. But listen! This next one is UNIQUE! A Mr. BP Original! You’ve herd it here first!

  ”Alright. Shoot.”

  What do you call a goat that dresses like a clown?

  “You?”

  A SILLY-BILLY! Wait, what—

  “Alright, everyone. That’s all we got for today. And we’ll see you again when the author finishes his exam (this weekend probably).”

  ”…”

  ”Wait, Mr. BP. Are you… sulking?”

  Sniff… Nobody appreciates… Sniff… My jokes!

  ”You got that right.”

  GRAAAAAAAHHH. COME HERE, MADDY, AND BTW, THAT’S YOUR NEW NAME NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!

  “Alright, thank you, readers and writers, for all your support this far. I will be so UNHAPPY when I don’t see you for this short while. But surely, we’ll meet again!”

  …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEe…

  ”Goodbye! Sweet dreams!”