Chapter 2: Boss Fight Proposal — "Will You Marry Me... or Die Moaning?"

  My eyes opened… and in front of me was a bedroom-sized dungeon.

  Walls? Velvet. Floor? Pillows. Air? 90% perfume, 10% danger.

  And in front of me—Princess Himea Lustaria.

  Red eyes, bck ce armor, and curves that broke physics.

  "Welcome, Yukito-sama. I've been waiting to be… conquered."

  Me:

  “Uhh… is this a boss fight or a honeymoon suite?”

  Unfortunately my left sock has moved.

  Perverto-Sensei's voice came:

  “Master! Use ‘Flirt & Flee’ technique. It has a 69% success rate!”

  Loli Padin Nemu enters from nowhere:

  “NO! He’s MY destined pervert! You can’t seduce him first!”

  (draws sword, slips on pillow)

  ThighBot-3000 scans Himea:

  "WARNING: THIGHS TOO POWERFUL. SYSTEM OVERLOADED."

  Princess Himea licks her lips, walks slowly to me and whispers:

  “Propose… or prepare to be punished.”

  Me (thinking fast):

  Either I will die… or I will get married… or both?

  I came to my knees - half broken, half bruised:

  “Princess Himea Lustaria… will you marry me — after this boss fight?”

  She blushed. The dungeon walls shivered.

  “You’re the first man brave enough to say that. Now… let’s make this battle unforgettable.”

  Screen: Quest Updated!

  "Survive Himea's Love

  Magic without fainting. Reward: Her hand… and maybe more."

  To be continued…