If there's anyone out there still reading this story, now's your chance to open up a bunch of chrome tabs! I've managed to land an exclusive deal, which means that sadly I will have to take this story down from RR. Sorry for that!

  This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.

  If you have finished the Oath and you enjoyed it, you might be interested in my newest story,

  Thank you for being with me on this journey!

  -An angy owl muffin